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URL:https://gzh3.org/hash/1610/meaning-life-hash
SUMMARY:Run #1610: ‘The Meaning of life Hash’
CLASS:PUBLIC
DESCRIPTION:Hashvertisement \n\nLadies and Gentlemen of the Guangzhou Hash\
 ,\n\nA decent hashvertisment is always the most attractive way to lure\npe
 ople. However with my shitty English it’s hard to express myself\nproper
 ly but here we go....  \nHave you ever been desperate in your trashy life
 ? Are you constantly\nstruggling to get rid of or overcome shit all the ti
 me？Just come to\nthe hash on Saturday and you might find out the signifi
 cance of your\nlife and understand why your life is always the way it is.*
 \nCum and enjoy the “meaning of life”hash to discover your unique\nund
 erstanding of your \"unique\"** life... or just get drunk and forget\nabou
 t it\, hahaha.***\n         \nOn On\,\nThe Hares\n\n* It's the beer\n
 ** Useless\n*** Batman find the meaning of life in haring with a different
  sexy\nharriette every week\n\nDisclaimer: Hashing and China in general ar
 e dangerous. The GZH3\naccept no liability for stupidity\, be it theirs or
  yours.\n 
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URL:https://gzh3.org/hash/1611/talk-pirate-day-hash
LOCATION:Where \n[CLOSED] Gold Mango Bar & Cafe / 金芒果酒吧\n[/locati
 on/closed-gold-mango-bar-cafe] 
SUMMARY:Run #1611: ‘The Talk Like a Pirate Day Hash’
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DESCRIPTION:Hashvertisement \n\nWenches & Scallywags of th’ Guangzhou Has
 h\,\n\nTh' only recognized religion o' th' Guangzhou Hash be th' Hash\nrel
 igion\, itself\, but this week we honor th' other world belief that\nbe cl
 osest t' truth\; Pastafarianism. Saturday we pay recpec’ t' th'\nFlyin' 
 Spaghetti Monster fer reachin' down His noodly appendage 'n\ngivin' life t
 ' Man\, 'n passin' on th' true belief in 'im t’ th’\nprophets of His g
 oodness – the men of the sea\, the buccaneer\, THE\nPIRATE!\n \nTh' tra
 il o' this week will surely be one t' th' heart o' any true\nbuccaneer. Af
 t th' national meetin' in Sanya left us wit' a\nsurprisingly wee number o'
  swim spots\, th' Guangzhou crew be here t'\ngive ye wha' yer wee heart de
 sires.\nIf ye don't enjoy runnin'\, swimmin' 'n drinkin' ale\, this ain't 
 th'\nevent fer ye\, ye salty sea bass. Best stay ashore 'n leave th' fun t
 '\nth' professionals.\n \nI leave ye in prayer: \n \nThy noodle come\, 
 Thy sauce be yum\, on top some grated Parmesan. Give\nus this day our garl
 ic sea biscuit\, 'n forgive us our trespasses\, as\nwe forgive those who t
 rample on our lawns. 'n lead us nah into\nvegetarianism\, but deliver us s
 ome pizza\, fer thine be th' meatball\,\nth' onion\, 'n th' bay leaves\, f
 orever 'n ever.  \n \nRamen.  \n \n-The Hares\n 
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URL:https://gzh3.org/hash/1612/fountain-youth-hash
LOCATION:Where \n[CLOSED] Gold Mango Bar & Cafe / 金芒果酒吧\n[/locati
 on/closed-gold-mango-bar-cafe] 
SUMMARY:Run #1612: ‘The Fountain of Youth Hash’
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DESCRIPTION:Hashvertisement \n\nLadies & “Gentlemen” of the GZ Hash\,\n
  \nAs we enter the later stages of this wonderful year that is 2020\, thi
 s\nweek’s hares are also in the autumn of their own sad and worthless\nl
 ives. But just like running the Hash in 2020 has kept many of us\nsane\, s
 pry\, and sinewy\,  the Guangzhou Hash has breathed new life\ninto this w
 eek’s decrepit\, incompetent\, and incontinent hares.\n \nLeft-Right-Up
 -Down: once a strong\, virile\, and revolutionary man - he\nhas been dragg
 ed down by the financial and mental strain of buying\nexpensive Toronto re
 al estate on a humble salary from the District of\nHuangpu. With his famil
 y now COVIDly stuck in Ontario\, however\, LRUD\nis like a haring phoenix 
 rising from the ashes of tuition payments and\nmonogamy – ready to give 
 his all to the Guangzhou Hash! (and any\nwilling harriettes)\n\nThe Runs r
 ecently decided (correctly) that he should focus more\nattention on the Ha
 sh\, but after waking up a little bit too late on a\nSunday a few months b
 ack\, Mrs. The Runs excoriated her husband for his\nSaturday behaviors\, a
 sking\, “You’re not young anymore – how old\ndo you think you are?
 ” \n \nLuckily for The Runs\, he just keeps getting younger and younge
 r due to\nfresh air\, mountain trails\, and the FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH that is 
 found at\nthe bottom of the Hash buckets every Saturday.\n \nThis calenda
 r year and the time until the hares’ next colonoscopy\nmight be winding 
 down\, but you can take their traditional Chinese\nmedicinal advice and ge
 t a little bit younger and a lot a bit looser\non this Saturday’s Hash!\
 n \nOnOn!\n-The Hares\n \n 
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URL:https://gzh3.org/hash/1613/viva-bavaria-hash
SUMMARY:Run #1613: ‘The Viva Bavaria Hash’
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DESCRIPTION:Hashvertisement \n\nLadies & “Gentlemen” of the GZ Hash\,\n
  \nIn this time of the year every Bavarian \, German from the best part o
 f\nthe country and world\, normally gathers in their traditional outfits\n
 and try to become enlightened with the beverage of the Gods: \n      
         BEER  . \n\nDue to difficult circumstances in the homeland\,
  the GZ located\nBavarian Lost Sausage\, spends all (not really much) of h
 is efforts to\nenable for this Saturday Bavarian Beer\, music\, maybe lede
 rhosen as\nwell as a run through the shrunken Bavarian alps of Maofengshan
 .\n\nSo strengthen your arms to hold your own mug (BYOM) or even show up i
 n\nBavarian styled outfits to celebrate this Saturday the end of the\nOkto
 berfest season 2020.\n\nOnOn & Ein Prosit\n- The Bavarian Hare of GZ Hash\
 , Lost Sausage\n 
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URL:https://gzh3.org/hash/1614/working-day-hash
SUMMARY:Run #1614: ‘The \"working day\" hash’
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DESCRIPTION:Hashvertisement \n\nLadies and \"Gentlemen\" of the Guangzhou H
 ash House Harriers\,\n\nAs it will be Saturday\; there will be a hash. Wea
 ther will be great\,\nleaves green\, pool open\, chicken plentifull and be
 st of all\, you will\nnot be in the office. High possibility of having the
  best \"Moment\" of\nthe day and even beating all your friends in WeRun. 
 \n\nSo cum\n\nOnon\nThe Hares \n 
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URL:https://gzh3.org/hash/1615/virgin-cock-and-holy-balls-hash
LOCATION:Where \n[CLOSED] Gold Mango Bar & Cafe / 金芒果酒吧\n[/locati
 on/closed-gold-mango-bar-cafe] 
SUMMARY:Run #1615: ‘The Virgin\, The Cock and The Holy Balls Hash’
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DESCRIPTION:Hashvertisement \n\nLadies and \"Gentlemen\" of the Guangzhou H
 ash House Harriers\,\n\nHickey Hoe has becum bored with all of her Saturda
 y adventures being\nold and used\, so she recruited Stinkhole and Batman t
 o help her search\nfor a new\, long and hard virgin to explore. While whac
 king bushes in\nnorthern Guangzhou\, she found that beautiful virgin she w
 as looking\nfor.... but it still wasn’t enough. She remembered her Mexic
 an\nfriend loves to play with balls and wanted to try it out for herself\n
 and needed the right venue to stuff her mouth at after all of the beer\nsh
 e doesn’t drink. Well like a sign from the hash gods\, she found\nit. A 
 nice open field where everyone has a chance to score and a place\nso fresh
 \, they choke their chickens to order\, just the way she likes\nit. When t
 hat fresh white cock was laid out before her\, she knew this\nwas the one.
  And now that she’s conquered this virgin\, juggled balls\nand had a tas
 te of that cock\, she wants to share the experience with\nall of you hashe
 rs! So if virgins\, cocks and balls are your thing\, get\nyour ass to the 
 mango this Saturday! \n\nOnon\nThe Hares \n 
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URL:https://gzh3.org/hash/1616/beach-hash-run-1
LOCATION:Where \n[CLOSED] Gold Mango Bar & Cafe / 金芒果酒吧\n[/locati
 on/closed-gold-mango-bar-cafe] 
SUMMARY:Run #1616: ‘Beach hash run #1’
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URL:https://gzh3.org/hash/1617/beach-hash-run-2
SUMMARY:Run #1617: ‘Beach hash run #2’
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URL:https://gzh3.org/hash/1618/just-best-hash-ever
SUMMARY:Run #1618: ‘Just the best hash ever!’
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URL:https://gzh3.org/hash/1619/just-best-hash-ever
SUMMARY:Run #1619: ‘Just the best hash ever!’
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URL:https://gzh3.org/hash/1620/red-dress-run-2020
SUMMARY:Run #1620: ‘The Red Dress Run 2020’
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SUMMARY:Run #1621: ‘Just the best hash ever!’
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URL:https://gzh3.org/hash/1647/bring-your-spawn-hash-hash
LOCATION:Where \n[CLOSED] Gold Mango Bar & Cafe / 金芒果酒吧\n[/locati
 on/closed-gold-mango-bar-cafe] 
SUMMARY:Run #1647: ‘Bring your spawn to hash hash’
CLASS:PUBLIC
DESCRIPTION:Hashvertisement \n\nLadies and “gentlemen\" of the Guangzhou 
 Hash!\n\nAfter a long & hard Kunming Nash Hash some of our regulars have\n
 returned and have recovered enought to attend tomorrow's hash. The\nRuns w
 ent deep into the jungle to find some of your most virging\ntrails and ter
 ritory\, as a good father\, preparing the trails for his\nson. But hey\, w
 hy should the Squirts get all the fun? Lets make sure\nall the results of 
 30 seconds of hard work cum at once! So cum\ntomorrow to the anal \"Bring 
 your spawn to hash day\" and cum together!\n\nSo cum.\n\nOnon!  \nThe ha
 res!\n \n\nDISCLAIMER: Hashing and China (in general) are dangerous\,so h
 ash at\nyour own risk \n 
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URL:https://gzh3.org/hash/1648/misty-mountain-top-part-ii
LOCATION:Where \n[CLOSED] Gold Mango Bar & Cafe / 金芒果酒吧\n[/locati
 on/closed-gold-mango-bar-cafe] 
SUMMARY:Run #1648: ‘The Misty Mountain Top - Part II’
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URL:https://gzh3.org/hash/1649/run-virus-run-run
LOCATION:Where \n[CLOSED] Gold Mango Bar & Cafe / 金芒果酒吧\n[/locati
 on/closed-gold-mango-bar-cafe] 
SUMMARY:Run #1649: ‘The run virus\, run! run’
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DESCRIPTION:Hashvertisement \n\nLadies and \"Gentleman\" of the GuangZhou H
 ash\n\nAs you know\, This week GZ is explosion by a \"A PO\" in Liwan Dist
 rict\nbecasue of the stupid Virus. If you already have the vaccine\, you\n
 should cum to hash! \nIf you haven't have the vaccine\, you should be mor
 e to cum becasue you\nwill not get a reservation during the crazy situatio
 n! !\nLet's run away from the panic\, deep into the jungle\, bathe in the\
 nsunshine\, embrace the natural\,even mosquitoes and insects are cute in\n
 the nature than staying at home or waiting in a no end line for the\ninjec
 tion!!\n\nSo\, let's cum and fuck the virus!\n\nOn On\n\nThe Hares\n 
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URL:https://gzh3.org/hash/1650/minor-fluke-hash
LOCATION:Where \nChangping station of metro line 21 / 长平站21号线\n[/
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SUMMARY:Run #1650: ‘The minor flu(ke) Hash’
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DESCRIPTION:Hashvertisement \n\nLadies and “gentlemen\" of the Guangzhou 
 Hash!\n\nAs you know\, The Ladies Trail is cumming soon. But Ladies always
  Be\nperfectionist\, So Ladies Call a postpone from one week to one month\
 nfor certainly important issue. As A role model familyship hiking Club\nin
  GZ\, \"Gentleman\" is always stand up for Ladies so Long and hard\nyears.
  The Runs and LRUD decided to Set a best ever  Metro trail in\ntwo days. 
 Let's name it as Gentleman subsidy trail.\n\nNice Trail & Special Arrangem
 ent.\n\n“If you get wet\, they will cum.”\nSo Cum.\nOnon!  \nThe har
 es!\n 
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URL:https://gzh3.org/hash/1651/just-best-hash-ever
LOCATION:Where \n[CLOSED] Gold Mango Bar & Cafe / 金芒果酒吧\n[/locati
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SUMMARY:Run #1651: ‘Just the best hash ever!’
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SUMMARY:Run #1652: ‘Just the best hash ever!’
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URL:https://gzh3.org/hash/1653/voyage-virginity
LOCATION:Where \n[CLOSED] Gold Mango Bar & Cafe / 金芒果酒吧\n[/locati
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SUMMARY:Run #1653: ‘Voyage into Virginity’
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DESCRIPTION:Hashvertisement \n\nLadies and \"Gentlemen\" of the Guangzhou h
 ash house harriers\,\n\nFor too long the spirit of the Guangzhou Hash has 
 been suppressed and\nsubdued by a subcontinental strain – an affront whi
 ch the honorable\nhares of the Hash can no longer stand. The cry went out 
 in the\nreceding hareline to find a trail worthy of bringing back the bus\
 , and\nthis week’s hares have answered the call\, determined to restore 
 the\nglory of the GZH3 by offering…\n \nFULL VIRGINITY - an extraordina
 ry trail with gorgeous landscape unseen\nby any hasher before. Just cum\, 
 explore\, GET ON THE BUS and GET WET on\nthis trail that your humble hares
  are calling a candidate for TRAIL OF\nTHE YEAR!\n \n 
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LOCATION:Where \n[CLOSED] Gold Mango Bar & Cafe / 金芒果酒吧\n[/locati
 on/closed-gold-mango-bar-cafe] 
SUMMARY:Run #1654: ‘The Wet\, Hot American Summer Hash (2021)’
CLASS:PUBLIC
DESCRIPTION:Hashvertisement \n\nLadies & \"Gentlemen\" of the Guangzhou Has
 h\,\n \nIt's the annual red\, white\, and weinery celebration of The Beau
 tiful\nLand....another Wet\, Hot\, American 4th of July Hash trail in the 
 Happy\nHashing Grounds of Huadu. \n 
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LOCATION:Where \n[CLOSED] Gold Mango Bar & Cafe / 金芒果酒吧\n[/locati
 on/closed-gold-mango-bar-cafe] 
SUMMARY:Run #1655: ‘The “Take me to Fairyland” Hash!’
CLASS:PUBLIC
DESCRIPTION:Hashvertisement \n\nLadies & \"Gentlemen\" of the Guangzhou Has
 h\,\n \n🧚‍♀️🦄ONCE UPON A TIME a girl named Cinderella lived 
 in a\nshared apartment in the lovely city of Guangzhou.  She had to work\
 nhard all day long in a third-class training center bullied by children\na
 nd co-workers alike.\n\nOne day\, big news came to town. There would be a 
 Hash on Saturday!\n\nIt was time for her to find her charming prince and f
 orget about the\nhassles of everyday life. All of the virgins in Guangzhou
  were invited\nto cum.  \n\nShe was wild with joy! She would wear her hot
 test running clothes and\nmaybe a charming guy would like her!\n\n Soon t
 he time came for the Hash\, but after a wild ladies night in\nParty Pier\,
  on Saturday morning Cinderella was in her bed\, with a bad\nheadache star
 ing at the ceiling.\n\n “Ah\, me!” said Cinderella “I wish I could 
 go to the Hash but I\nfeel so sick!”\n\nThen - Poof!\n\nAll of a sudden\
 , in front of her were 12 fairies.\n\n“Who are you?”\n\n“We are the 
 fairies of the Hash of course!  We know your\nwish.  And we have come 
 to grant it.”\n\n“But…look at me…”\n\n“You do look a bit of a 
 mess\, child\,” said the fairies.\n\n“Even if I had something nice to 
 wear\,\" said the girl\, \"I would have\nno way to get there.\"\n\n“Say 
 no more\, all of that is possible\,” said the fairies. With\nthat\, they
  tapped their magic wands on Cinderella’s head. 🪄\n\nAnd then…nothi
 ng happened. Cinderella was still in hangover wearing\na stinky t-shirt fr
 om the night before. \n\n“No surprises\, girl” said the fairies. “T
 his is hash\, no one\nclose to a charming prince is waiting for you there 
 so no need to fix\nyour mess. But there’s something that we can promise 
 you: the most\nmagical and other-worldly hangover at the fair(y) price of 
 130 rmb.\n\nSo now go and catch the bus in Mango Bar\, Taojin metro statio
 n exit B\,\nand…and there is one last thing you must know”\n\n“What 
 is that?”\n\n“All of this will be over well before midnight…but afte
 r Hash you\ncan still go and get wasted in some other bars\, you know much
  better\nthan us. Well\, our work is done.” And with that\, the faries w
 ere\ngone.\n\nCinderella looked around her.  \"Did that even happen?\" 
  There she\nstood and there was the bus waiting.\n\n“Cumming?” called
  the driver.\n\nShe stepped into the bus.  And she was off…or better\, 
 ONON \n\nThe 12 fairies of the GZ Hash\n 
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LOCATION:Where \n[CLOSED] Gold Mango Bar & Cafe / 金芒果酒吧\n[/locati
 on/closed-gold-mango-bar-cafe] 
SUMMARY:Run #1657: ‘The “Gentlemen” Hash’
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DESCRIPTION:Hashvertisement \n\nLadies & \"Gentlemen\" of the Guangzhou Has
 h\,\n\nAfter last week’s Fairyland hash set by our lovely hash ladies\, 
 the\nhash Our gentlemen could not sit back and relax. “We need a manly\n
 hash!” Left Down Up Right cried\, “something with real virgin\ntrails\
 , not Bijou-goggle virgin!”. So he commanded the Runs and left\nfor the 
 newest part of Guangzhou\; scouting every piece of jungle\,\ndiving in eve
 ry lake and trying every chicken. \n\nDeep at night he was finally satisf
 ied\; while poor The Runs questioned\nsome life decisions. “Trail   is 
 set\, with many options for\nchivalry and hopefully no lack of damsels (m/
 f) in distress!”. \n\nSo cum this Saturday for a virgin run\, in a virg
 in area\, with a virgin\nlake and even some virgin but gentlemanly hares!
  \n\n \n\nThe “gentlemen” of the GZ Hash\n\nPs. no drinks supplied o
 n trail\, so take some water (supplied at\nMango)! It might be warmish.\n 
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LOCATION:Where \n[CLOSED] Gold Mango Bar & Cafe / 金芒果酒吧\n[/locati
 on/closed-gold-mango-bar-cafe] 
SUMMARY:Run #1731: ‘The Hashy Christmas Hash 2022’
CLASS:PUBLIC
DESCRIPTION:Hashvertisement \n\nLadies & 'Gentlemen' of the Guangzhou Hash\
 ,\n\nLungs filled with Covid? Mucus all over? Cum out now and climb a\nmou
 ntain with us to fill your lungs with fresh air\, get some sunshine\non th
 at grey skin and some non-waimai into your belly! In these\nmiserable days
  people like to gather in groups to get wasted and feast\non mountains of 
 delicious foods. Sadly\, after the first copious 3\nmeals\, one can strugg
 le to stomp down some extra foie gras\, stollen or\neggnog. But fear not\,
  the Hash biblical family of Hiunkaspunk is here\nto help!\n\nThis extra s
 pecial Saturday they will take you on a quest to find the\nbest manor with
  the prettiest manger to be found in the barren lands\naround Guangzhou\, 
 ensuring a renewed appetite and thirst for many\nbeers. The beers will be 
 plentiful as the driest summer day\, but for\nthis occasion we will also r
 aise our hash cash to the astronomical\namount of 170 rmb to ensure a prop
 er feast can be ordered by your\nfavourite food elf.\n\nSo make sure to dr
 ag yourself out of your cheese and whiskey induced\ncoma\, and CUM to Mang
 o Bar at 13:00 Christmas day for an epic and\ncalorie burning trek to your
  next dinner.\n\nOnon and merry fucking Christmas\,\n\nThe stars of Guangz
 hou\n 
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LOCATION:Where \nYunjing Garden Restaurant (Cloud Westfood Bar) /\n云境
 园林餐吧（广州白云宾馆店）\n[/location/yunjing-garden-restaur
 ant-cloud-westfood-bar] 
SUMMARY:Run #1901: ‘The Yet-Another-Birthday Hash’
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DESCRIPTION:Hashvertisement \n\n_Ladies and \"Gentlemen\" of the Guangzhou 
 Hash\,_\n\nThis week's hare\, Knee so Horny\, is turning 99 and for her\na
 lmost-a-century b-day\, she wanted the greatest hash of all time (in\nher 
 eyes). That being said\, this trail is so flat\, it makes Hiking\nClub loo
 k like Baby Gravy. This trail is so short\, it makes In-N-Out\nlook tall. 
 This trail is so straight and narrow\, it makes Just\nHellen's ass look li
 ke two squishy balloons. This trail is so short it\nmakes 3 inches look li
 ke 4 inches. This trail has so many beer stops\,\nit would even make a she
 kou hasher cum. This trail is so easy\, it\nmakes ******** look like she w
 ears a chastity belt.\n\nAnyway you get the idea\, BEST TRAIL EVER!\n\nON 
 ON! 🍻\n 
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 园林餐吧（广州白云宾馆店）\n[/location/yunjing-garden-restaur
 ant-cloud-westfood-bar] 
SUMMARY:Run #1902: ‘Mud\, Sweat & Beers’
CLASS:PUBLIC
DESCRIPTION:Hashvertisement \n\n_Ladies and \"Gentlemen\" of the Guangzhou 
 Hash\,_\n\nThis Saturday's trail on the Guangzhou Hash is designed specifi
 cally\nfor a certain type of hasher…a specific brand of young hariette\,
  if\nyou will:\n\nYou know the type. Wearing a smart jumper bought yesterd
 ay at\nDecathlon\, her double-layered Nike socks chosen carefully to match
  her\ntwo-sizes-too-small leggings\, she shoots a Douyin video at the A Po
 int\nthat will soon be posted under the title 'Walk With Foreigner Friend\
 nin the Fairy Land.' The video will attract a sensational 17 views. 14\nof
  these views will come from her grandmother's phone after nai nai\nsets th
 e phone down to wipe herself.\n\nMost of all\, our young\, soon-to-be dams
 el-in-distress has worn the\nbrightest of white shoes. Bedazzled with a Ba
 lenciaga logo\, the\nsynthetic leather shimmers with crystalline sequins\,
  every swing of\nher foot a flourish with the confidence of a sandcastle a
 t low tide.\n\nShe looks like a hiker. She looks the part.\n\nShe is Napol
 eon advancing upon the Russian winter.\n\n-------------------------\n\nThi
 s Saturday's trail embraces the oncumming Hash season of wet\, heat\,\nand
  thirst that we all love. While we wait for the creek beds to rise\nand th
 e B point pools to fill\, we get the next best options in the\nnext best t
 rail ever with MUD SWEAT & BEERS. We return to sweet Mother\nMaofeng to ge
 t a good dose of nature lathered all over the outside and\ncleanse the inn
 er soul after it all with a beer(s).\n\nON ON! 🍻\n 
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LOCATION:Where \nYunjing Garden Restaurant (Cloud Westfood Bar) /\n云境
 园林餐吧（广州白云宾馆店）\n[/location/yunjing-garden-restaur
 ant-cloud-westfood-bar] 
SUMMARY:Run #1903: ‘It's a Mystery 🕵’
CLASS:PUBLIC
DESCRIPTION:Hashvertisement \n\n_Ladies and \"Gentlemen\" of the Guangzhou 
 Hash\,_\n\nIt is Canton Fair season — when Guangzhou's hotels fill with\
 nbewildered textile merchants from Düsseldorf\, lonely leather-goods\nbuy
 ers from Lagos\, and men in ill-fitting suits clutching brochures\nabout i
 ndustrial fasteners.\n\nAnd where there are bewildered men in ill-fitting 
 suits\, there are our\nbeloved experienced harrietes.\n\nShe knows every s
 hortcut through Maofeng and every rooftop bar in\nTianhe. She has a busine
 ss card from a PVC pipe distributor from Minsk\nand a sixth sense for spot
 ting a man who has never eaten chicken feet\nbut absolutely will tonight a
 fter a few shots from the GM's whiskey.\n\nThis Saturday\, she laces up he
 r trail shoes — worn\, muddy\,\npurposeful — ties her hair back with h
 er Pazhou Convention Centre\nlanyard\, and leads her new \"trade partner\"
  up into the green dark of\nMaofeng. He thinks this is a networking opport
 unity. He is not\nentirely wrong.\n\nThe mountain does not explain itself.
  Neither does she. He came to\nGuangzhou to sell fasteners. He will go hom
 e changed in ways the\nquarterly report cannot measure.\n\nThere is room f
 or new talent. The mystery trail asks only for your\npresence — and take
 s everything else on its own terms.\n\nON ON! 🍻\n 
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LOCATION:Where \nYunjing Garden Restaurant (Cloud Westfood Bar) /\n云境
 园林餐吧（广州白云宾馆店）\n[/location/yunjing-garden-restaur
 ant-cloud-westfood-bar] 
SUMMARY:Run #1904: ‘It's Gorgeous 🌿✨’
CLASS:PUBLIC
DESCRIPTION:Hashvertisement \n\n_Ladies and \"Gentlemen\" of the Guangzhou 
 Hash\,_ 😏\n\nUsually we stick to the familiar chaos of Guangzhou. But n
 ot this\nSaturday. 🚀\n\nThis time we're slipping away from the city lik
 e a bad blind date and\nheading north to Mystic Ridge — a trail that's c
 ompletely new to the\nGuangzhou Hash\, ridiculously scenic\, wonderfully i
 nviting\, and\nteasingly seductive. 🌄💋\n\nImagine lush green hills t
 hat caress the sky\, sparkling river that beg\nto be followed\, and views 
 so breathtaking they make your phone camera\nblush. No tired urban shortcu
 ts — just raw\, untouched wilderness\nwith gentle slopes and rewarding p
 aths that leave you smiling\,\nglowing\, and breathless in all the right w
 ays. You'll feel the warm\nembrace of fresh air… and slowly fall head ov
 er heels for how\nstupidly gorgeous it all is. 😍🌳\n\nThe mountain do
 esn't explain itself. Neither do the hares. You came\nfor a normal hash. Y
 ou might leave wondering why you ever settled for\ncity trails… and secr
 etly craving more. 🔥\n\nThis fresh trail asks only for your presence 
 — and takes everything\nelse on its own tempting terms.\n\nON ON! 🍻 
 🏃‍♀️🍺\n 
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 园林餐吧（广州白云宾馆店）\n[/location/yunjing-garden-restaur
 ant-cloud-westfood-bar] 
SUMMARY:Run #1905: ‘Labours Hash’
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DESCRIPTION:Hashvertisement \n\nLadies and \"Gentlemen\" of the Guangzhou H
 ash\,\n\nUsually we would say something about the trail that is long and h
 ard\nand all those clichés\, not this time though. The hares and the trai
 l\nwill explain themselves. Amit\, who has been hashing for a very very\nl
 ong time\, is going to set foot on his very first hareing journey. He\ncho
 oses to give out his Virginity by hareing a Virgin Trail at the\nedge of G
 uangzhou with help from our sometimes short cutting\, gin\ngulping GM Hamm
 ered n Nailed. Last but not least\, we are going to have\nour first ever p
 ool Hash for this year.\n\nSo cancel your travel plans\, cancel your traff
 ic jam infested\nvacation\, join us this cuming Saturday and relax your la
 bourer soul.\n 
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LOCATION:Where \nYunjing Garden Restaurant (Cloud Westfood Bar) /\n云境
 园林餐吧（广州白云宾馆店）\n[/location/yunjing-garden-restaur
 ant-cloud-westfood-bar] 
SUMMARY:Run #1907: ‘Sunday Hash’
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DESCRIPTION:Hashvertisement \n\nLadies and \"Gentlemen\" of the Guangzhou H
 ash\, 😏\n\nNormally we run on Saturdays\, but not this round. We're swi
 tching it\nup to Sunday — your perfect chance\, all you poor souls stuck
  at work\nevery Saturday. 🙌\n\nThis trail is short but sensational\, co
 mpact and perfectly pitched…\njust like you\, or your guy's greatest pri
 de. It won't wear you out so\nbadly that you struggle to drag yourself to 
 work Monday morning\, yet\nthe good vibes will linger all week long\, hold
 ing you over till our\nnext hash. 😏🔥\n\nNo extra fluff\, no boring t
 alk. Just show up. This might be our only\nSunday Hash all year.\n\nOn On!
  🍻🏃‍♀️🍺\n 
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LOCATION:Where \nYunjing Garden Restaurant (Cloud Westfood Bar) /\n云境
 园林餐吧（广州白云宾馆店）\n[/location/yunjing-garden-restaur
 ant-cloud-westfood-bar] 
SUMMARY:Run #1908: ‘Temptation Trails 🌿🔥’
CLASS:PUBLIC
DESCRIPTION:Hashvertisement \n\nLadies\, Gentlemen\, Weekend Alcoholics\, a
 nd those still recovering from\nthe five-day Labour Holiday massacre… 
 😏🍻\n\nAfter last Sunday's suspiciously unofficial-not-unofficial has
 h\, we\nare finally crawling back to our rightful home:\nSATURDAY HASHING.
  🚌💨\n\nAnd this week's trail?\nOh… this one feels dangerous in all
  the right ways. 😈\n\nThe hares responsible for your suffering are Butt
  Plug 🍑and Wrong\nCzech 🇨🇿 — which honestly sounds less like a 
 hashing team and\nmore like a lawsuit waiting to happen.\n\nButt Plug is k
 nown for trails that seduce you first and punish you\nlater. Just enough b
 eauty to make you lower your guard before things\nsuddenly become \"charac
 ter building.\" Meanwhile Wrong Czech has earned\nhimself a lovely little 
 reputation for trails that are beautifully\nfucked up — the kind where p
 eople confidently say \"this can't\npossibly be the trail\"… right befor
 e realizing it absolutely is.\n\nSo naturally\, combining these two is eit
 her genius… or deeply\nirresponsible.\n\nExpect teasing little in-and-ou
 t sections\, playful ups and downs\,\nwinding natural paths made for walke
 rs and mountain bikes\, and deep\nforest trails that somehow feel peaceful
  and suspicious at the same\ntime. No ugly asphalt. Just fresh earth\, raw
  greenery\, hidden turns\,\nand enough scenery to make you forget your leg
 s are slowly filing\ncomplaints against you.\n\nOne moment you'll feel lik
 e you're starring in a wholesome hiking\ncommercial.\nThe next moment you'
 ll be deep in the forest asking strangers if\nthey've seen flour marks in 
 the last twenty minutes. 👀\n\nThis trail doesn't scream.\nIt whispers b
 ad ideas into your ear.\n\nAnd honestly?\nYou're probably going to love it
 . 🔥\n\nON ON! 🍻🏃‍♀️🍺\n 
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LOCATION:Where \nYunjing Garden Restaurant (Cloud Westfood Bar) /\n云境
 园林餐吧（广州白云宾馆店）\n[/location/yunjing-garden-restaur
 ant-cloud-westfood-bar] 
SUMMARY:Run #1909: ‘Annual Red Dress Run for Charity’
CLASS:PUBLIC
DESCRIPTION:Hashvertisement \n\nLadies & 'Gentlemen' of the Guangzhou Hash\
 ,\n\nA young hasher-to-be once stood admiring himself up and down in the\n
 mirror of his mother's boudoir. High heels\, pearl necklace\, a faint\nsme
 ar of rouge on his lips\, he finished adjusting his mother's crimson\ncock
 tail dress while 'Walk on the Wild Side' by Lou Reed spun on the\nturntabl
 e. His first steps wobbly\, the stylus scratching the well-worn\ngrooves\,
  his mind wanders and wonders to possibilities beyond ball\ngames and math
  class.\n\nAs he begins to sway to a ballad by Bowie\, a wry smile comes t
 o his\nface and he imagines a future of self-fulfillment\, ascending a\nst
 airway in satin gloves away from the small-minded suburbs that could\nnot 
 understand nor contain him. He sees the flashes\, hears the roars\nof appl
 ause\, he sees his destiny - one glorious evening\, somewhere\ndeep in the
  jungles of southern China\, he would finally achieve his\nultimate form -
  Best in Red at the Guangzhou Hash Red Dress Run.\n\nOn On! 🍻\n 
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 园林餐吧（广州白云宾馆店）\n[/location/yunjing-garden-restaur
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SUMMARY:Run #1910: ‘The Run for the Pool’
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DESCRIPTION:Hashvertisement \n\nLadies AND \"Gentlemen\" of the Guangzhou H
 ash\,\n\nA runner once said he runs because he gets more time at the end o
 f the\ntrail with the beer. A hasher once said he runs when he sees beer\n
 near. A walker once said I walk and I have beer. This week we give all\nof
  them an equally good reason to go on trail with one of the first\npools o
 f the year.\n\nCum. Get wet. Get other people wet.\n\n✨\n\nON ON! 🍻\n
  
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LOCATION:Where \nYunjing Garden Restaurant (Cloud Westfood Bar) /\n云境
 园林餐吧（广州白云宾馆店）\n[/location/yunjing-garden-restaur
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SUMMARY:Run #1912: ‘The Misty Mountain Hop – Part IV’
CLASS:PUBLIC
DESCRIPTION:Hashvertisement \n\nLadies & 'Gentlemen' of the Guangzhou Hash\
 ,\n\nEvery few years\, your humble\, wise\, and devastatingly-handsome\nna
 rrator adds a few inches to the length and girth of his\never-extending PP
 T video advertising the Misty Mountain Hop when the\nheat cums and the cre
 ative juices stop flowing.\n\nWhat does all that nonsense even mean? He's 
 really lost track over the\nyears…something about a connection between L
 ed Zeppelin and Lord of\nthe Rings…something about a mythical quest thro
 ugh countless\nobstacles in search of beer\, all while rocking out. Yada\,
  yada yada...\n\nAnywho\, the Song Remains the Same with the Misty Mountai
 n Hop. It'll\nbe hot\, it'll be wet\, and like your darling mother it migh
 t be both at\nthe same time. Our fearless leader Hammered & Nailed will su
 rely be\ncalled upon to save 3IOP from himself as they set another best tr
 ail\never of the week. Bring a change of shoes\, because you're getting we
 t\nthis Saturday.\n\nOn On! 🍻\n 
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LOCATION:Where \nYunjing Garden Restaurant (Cloud Westfood Bar) /\n云境
 园林餐吧（广州白云宾馆店）\n[/location/yunjing-garden-restaur
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SUMMARY:Run #1913: ‘Beyond The Bend – The Legend Returns’
CLASS:PUBLIC
DESCRIPTION:Hashvertisement \n\nBEYOND THE BEND – THE LEGEND RETURNS\n\nO
 ne night\, Sunshine had a strange dream: old GZH3 hash ghosts\nappeared\, 
 disappointed and asking why their favourite place had been\nforgotten.\n\n
 They spoke of a special trail—deep forest\, river\, and mountain pools\n
 where past hashers once gathered. No need for man-made swimming pools\;\nn
 ature already provided perfect riverside spots\, cold beers\, and\nendless
  summer memories.\n\nThat place was Beyond The Bend.\n\nA magical trail wh
 ere sunlit rivers shimmer\, white peacocks once\nroamed\, and hashers laug
 hed\, drank\, and soaked in natural pools until\nsunset.\n\nThe next day\,
  GZH3 took action. A small team of brave (and mildly\nconfused) explorers 
 set out—getting sweaty\, scratched\, lost a few\ntimes\, and questioning
  their decisions along the way—but they found\nit again.\n\nAnd it was s
 till there.\n\nThe mountain\, the forest\, the flowing river\, and the hid
 den\npools—waiting just like before. The spirit of old hashers still\nse
 ems to echo through the valley.\n\nSo now it's time to return.\n\nCome red
 iscover the trail that almost slipped into memory.\n\nBeyond The Bend isn'
 t just a run—it's a return to the golden days of\nhashing.\n\n🍻🌞
 🌲🏞️ ON ON! 🏞️🌲🌞🍻\n 
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LOCATION:Where \nYunjing Garden Restaurant (Cloud Westfood Bar) /\n云境
 园林餐吧（广州白云宾馆店）\n[/location/yunjing-garden-restaur
 ant-cloud-westfood-bar] 
SUMMARY:Run #1914: ‘Just the best hash ever!’
CLASS:PUBLIC
DESCRIPTION:Hashvertisement \n\nLadies & 'Gentlemen' of the Guangzhou Hash\
 ,\n\nEvery so often\, we find ourselves snuck upon. Assaulted. Consumed.\n
 Thoroughly unprepared for the contemplation of these great questions\nwho 
 do not announce themselves before pouncing ravenously upon us:\n\nWho are 
 we?\nWhat are we doing here?\nWhere are we all going?\n\nThey find us in o
 ur darkest moments. Change us. Permeates the essence\nof our being. Nothin
 g else seems to matter now but our desperate\npursuit of truth. The allure
  of those answers and the terror they\nbring with them. In such a state of
  confusion do we find ourselves\nwandering that we feel only deaf heaven m
 ay answer us our bootless\ncries when suddenly\, we remember:\n\nWe're has
 hers. We are dragging ourselves out of an alcohol-induced\ncoma to thunder
  the slopes of untrod wilderness in desperate search of\nthat beacon of ho
 pe shining through the penetrating eternal darkness.\nTrumpeted on by wing
 ed seraphs\, angelic lights twist themselves to\nform but two letters that
  carry endless promises of untold paradise:\n\"BN\".\n\nAnd where we're go
 ing is wherever that damn flour is telling us to go.\n\nAnd this glorious 
 – in parts – dangerous trail\, wet\, slippery\, and\ndrawing tantalisi
 ngly close to the very magma at the earth's core as\nit carves through und
 iscovered catacombs will be marked expertly by\ntwo of the most devastatin
 gly handsome specimens - Adonises\, if you\nwill – that the earth has ev
 er been so blessed to be tread upon by.\nOr at least it would be if they w
 ere available\, so we've got the next\nbest thing.: two men from the North
  of England. And if there's one\nthing Northern Englanders know best\, wel
 l\, our top scientists are\nworking on it\, and we hope soon to have the a
 nswer!\n\nIn short\, bring your boots\, bring a change of clothes\, and ge
 t ready\nfor a stunningly wild trail taking you into all sorts of ups and\
 ndowns. We've also got beer.\n\nOn On! 🍻\n 
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 m
LOCATION:Where \nYunjing Garden Restaurant (Cloud Westfood Bar) /\n云境
 园林餐吧（广州白云宾馆店）\n[/location/yunjing-garden-restaur
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SUMMARY:Run #1915: ‘Hashy 250th America (or Hiking Club's Wet Dream)’
CLASS:PUBLIC
DESCRIPTION:Hashvertisement \n\nLadies and “Gentlemen” of the Guangzhou
  Hash\,\n\nAs you know\, America is another year older and since we don’
 t know\nhow much longer this failing oligarchy can last\, we should celebr
 ate\nlike we’re running out of time.\n\nTherefore\, the hares will be se
 tting their wet dream trail\; in the\nwords of Hiking Club “I have a dre
 am… that we will have a 6km\ntrail straight to a pool. In fact\, I belie
 ve that all summer trails\nshould be between 5 and 7 km straight to a pool
 .”\n\nWhen Hiking Club made this proclamation\, everybody cheered.\n\nTh
 is week there will be BBQ\, beer\, birthday cake\, a pool (with\nwaterslid
 es)\, and\, of course\, freedom.\n\nP.S. The hares are only bringing a lit
 tle BBQ to share among hashers.\nThere will be normal dinner after the cir
 cle.\n 
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LOCATION:Where \nYunjing Garden Restaurant (Cloud Westfood Bar) /\n云境
 园林餐吧（广州白云宾馆店）\n[/location/yunjing-garden-restaur
 ant-cloud-westfood-bar] 
SUMMARY:Run #1916: ‘The Sangria Summer Hash’
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DESCRIPTION:Hashvertisement \n\nLadies and “Gentlemen” of the Guangzhou
  Hash\,\n\nThe Hash gods have finally smiled upon us\, granting a spectacu
 lar\,\nrain-free Saturday! (Sounds like…)\n\nAnd honestly\, just like a 
 cigarette after sex or a shower after\nhugging Hunkaspunk\, what goes bett
 er with a glorious sunny day than a\nrefreshing plunge in a pool with an i
 cy glass of Sangria waiting for\nyou at the finish line?\n\nThis week\, ch
 oose your own adventure:\n\n * THE WALKERS TRAIL: If you want to keep thin
 gs \"easy like a Sunday\nmorning\,\" this one’s for you. It’s long\, f
 lat\, and... well\, a bit\npredictable. Our advice? Pack plenty of beers t
 o make up for your\nlaziness.\n * THE RUNNERS TRAIL: Wow\, look at you all
  motivated like you’re\nsome kind of athlete. Take this beast. It’s th
 e exact opposite of\nflat and boring—in fact\, it’s tracking to be the
  most taxing\,\nsweat-inducing trail of the year.\n\nWhether you stroll an
 d sip or sprint and sweat\, a frosty reward is\nwaiting on the other side.
 \n\nOn On! 🍻\n 
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 园林餐吧（广州白云宾馆店）\n[/location/yunjing-garden-restaur
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SUMMARY:Run #1917: ‘The Ladies Hash’
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DESCRIPTION:Hashvertisement \n\nLadies and “Gentlemen” of the Guangzhou
  Hash\,\n\nThe ladies of the Guangzhou hash have decided to bring you thei
 r\nannual estrogen-infused hash a few months early this year because last\
 nyear was such a success\, and because said ladies wish to take hash\nfash
 ion to the extreme.\n\nOur heroines will bring you what the long-frustrate
 d Guangzhou Hash\nhasn’t seen in a while\, such as:\n\n * A slow summer 
 stroll of 5k\n * A Beer Stop\n * Stunningly gorgeous ladies\n * Possibly a
  dance number\n * A pool that allows dogs and is free\n\nWill there be any
  political statements made this hash? Can the beer\ncalm our feminist free
 dom fighters? Will their rage at the state of\nthe world patriarchy and wo
 men’s place in it make it out of their\nheads and into the ears of the h
 ashers? Cum Saturday and find out as\nthe Ladies of the Guangzhou Hash pre
 sent a Saturday that will leave\nyou full of mammaries.\n\nOn On! 🍻\n 
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 园林餐吧（广州白云宾馆店）\n[/location/yunjing-garden-restaur
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SUMMARY:Run #1918: ‘Sink or Drink Hash!’
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DESCRIPTION:Hashvertisement \n\nLadies and “Gentlemen” of the Guangzhou
  Hash\,\n\nThis Saturday\, we’re escaping the city and heading to Conghu
 a for a\ntrail that’s a little greener\, a little wetter\, and hopefully
  a\nlittle more memorable than your hangover the next morning. 🌲🍻\n\
 nFollowing rivers\, wandering through pine forests\, and occasionally\nque
 stioning your life choices\, this trail has been carefully prepared\nby tw
 o hares who insist they know exactly what they’re doing… and\nwe’re 
 willing to believe them. 😏\n\n🍺 Chicken Choker & Butt Plug are back\
 , armed with fresh marks\,\nquestionable decisions\, and a few surprises a
 long the way. Whether you\nstay dry or end up swimming is entirely between
  you\, the trail\, and\ngravity.\n\nSink or Drink? Either way\, you’ll p
 robably earn your beer.\n\nOn On! 🍻🏃‍♀️🍺\n 
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 园林餐吧（广州白云宾馆店）\n[/location/yunjing-garden-restaur
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SUMMARY:Run #1919: ‘Rubbed Out’s Greatest Rubs’
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DESCRIPTION:Hashvertisement \n\nLadies and “Gentlemen” of the Guangzhou
  Hash\,\n\nJust Adam came(!) to China and the Guangzhou Hash as a meek\, t
 imid\nyoung expat teacher lost in translation and quite innocently being\n
 taken advantage of by a myriad of local women.\n\nYears later\, Rubbed Out
  fled China as a loud\, obnoxious expat teacher\nlost in translation and q
 uite innocently being taken advantage of by a\nmyriad of local women.\n\nT
 o know Rubbed Out is to simultaneously be annoyed by and love Rubbed\nOut\
 , and to truly know him you must go through his Greatest Hits\n(Greatest R
 ubs) of time in China and the GZ Hash:\n\n * “I Have a Feeling the Trail
  Goes Thisss Way” (this song is a\ntragic one)\n * “I Fought the Law a
 nd the Law Won” (both comedy and tragedy)\n * “No\, Don Salami\, Let M
 e Tell You Why Crypto is Bullshit”\n * “No\, Hiking Club\, Let Me Tell
  You Why Trump Won”\n * “Mamas\, Don’t Let Your Babies Go To English
  Centers”\n * “Oh Shit\, the Po-Lease are at the B Point!”\n\n…and
  most timely for this cumming Saturday’s run:\n\n“I Thiiiink I Found a
  Trail Behind My School”\n\nCum Saturday to say hi or meet the infamous 
 piece of trash we\naffectionately know as Rubbed Out\, and find out why he
  is much better\nknown as a master bullshitter than a master hare. Cum for
  the trail\nand pool\, stay for the story about one of the times this belo
 ved\nbastard narrowly-avoided working in a labor camp for 20–25 years.\n
 \nPool available at B\, but likely need a head condom and a few kuai to\ne
 nter.\n\nOn On!\n 
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 园林餐吧（广州白云宾馆店）\n[/location/yunjing-garden-restaur
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SUMMARY:Run #1920: ‘The Runs Takes a Bride’
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DESCRIPTION:Hashvertisement \n\nLadies and \"Gentlemen” of the Guangzhou 
 Hash\,\n\nThe RUNS 🏃‍♂️ is a 40+ old man living in Gz who has nev
 er had\na romantic relationship. He also suffers from sleepwalking and\nni
 ghtfalls\, which complicates his attempts to find a bride.\n\nAfter severa
 l failed matchmaking efforts\, Our gz hasher arranged his\nmetting \, to a
 n innocent and naïve young woman.\n\nHe soon realizes that she is emotion
 ally immature and their marriage\nremains unconsummated.\n\nFrustrated and
  lonely\, he becomes attracted to a glamorous model named\nBoxy 🚺👙
 🤹‍♀️📦 leaving wife for her.\n\nAs the story unfolds\, THE RUNS
  🏃‍♂️ comes to understand the\nvalue of commitment\, love\, and e
 motional connection over physical\nattraction. WIFE also grows in confiden
 ce and maturity\, leading the\ncouple to reassess their relationship.\n\nO
 n On!\n 
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