As Guangzhou prepares for the Hit of the First typhoon of the season, which may prove to be as FAKE as the liquor served at the beer stop.

This week's hares have been out assembling a trail as wet and wild as the weather proposes to be.  In fear of their lives the two harriettes (Womb Raider and Just Orchid) recruited the Count to give them a hand on this Cumful ride.

They can promise Ups and Downs as curvy as the two harriettes themselves, a fitting wet and wild beer stop (complete with inappropriately timed summer drinks and snacks) and a Poolside ending to enjoy the first shower of the year.

What: GZH3 Run #1491: The Two and A Half Cunts Hash

When: Jun 9th, 1:00PM SHARP!!!

Where: Mango Bar Taojin Exit B (Line 5)

Hare: Womb Raider, Count Von Cunt & Just Orchid

Bring: Sunglasses and Suncream, Towel and Change Clothes

On On!

-The Hares