Ladies & “Gentlemen” of the GZ Hash,
 
As we enter the later stages of this wonderful year that is 2020, this week’s hares are also in the autumn of their own sad and worthless lives. But just like running the Hash in 2020 has kept many of us sane, spry, and sinewy,  the Guangzhou Hash has breathed new life into this week’s decrepit, incompetent, and incontinent hares.
 
Left-Right-Up-Down: once a strong, virile, and revolutionary man - he has been dragged down by the financial and mental strain of buying expensive Toronto real estate on a humble salary from the District of Huangpu. With his family now COVIDly stuck in Ontario, however, LRUD is like a haring phoenix rising from the ashes of tuition payments and monogamy – ready to give his all to the Guangzhou Hash! (and any willing harriettes)

The Runs recently decided (correctly) that he should focus more attention on the Hash, but after waking up a little bit too late on a Sunday a few months back, Mrs. The Runs excoriated her husband for his Saturday behaviors, asking, “You’re not young anymore – how old do you think you are?” 
 
Luckily for The Runs, he just keeps getting younger and younger due to fresh air, mountain trails, and the FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH that is found at the bottom of the Hash buckets every Saturday.
 
This calendar year and the time until the hares’ next colonoscopy might be winding down, but you can take their traditional Chinese medicinal advice and get a little bit younger and a lot a bit looser on this Saturday’s Hash!
 
OnOn!
-The Hares