Ladies and "Gentlemen" of the Guangzhou Hash House Harriers,

Hickey Hoe has becum bored with all of her Saturday adventures being old and used, so she recruited Stinkhole and Batman to help her search for a new, long and hard virgin to explore. While whacking bushes in northern Guangzhou, she found that beautiful virgin she was looking for.... but it still wasn’t enough. She remembered her Mexican friend loves to play with balls and wanted to try it out for herself and needed the right venue to stuff her mouth at after all of the beer she doesn’t drink. Well like a sign from the hash gods, she found it. A nice open field where everyone has a chance to score and a place so fresh, they choke their chickens to order, just the way she likes it. When that fresh white cock was laid out before her, she knew this was the one. And now that she’s conquered this virgin, juggled balls and had a taste of that cock, she wants to share the experience with all of you hashers! So if virgins, cocks and balls are your thing, get your ass to the mango this Saturday! 

Onon
The Hares