Ladies & "Gentlemen" of the Guangzhou Hash,
 
🧚‍♀️🦄ONCE UPON A TIME a girl named Cinderella lived in a shared apartment in the lovely city of Guangzhou.  She had to work hard all day long in a third-class training center bullied by children and co-workers alike.

One day, big news came to town. There would be a Hash on Saturday!

It was time for her to find her charming prince and forget about the hassles of everyday life. All of the virgins in Guangzhou were invited to cum.  

She was wild with joy! She would wear her hottest running clothes and maybe a charming guy would like her!

 Soon the time came for the Hash, but after a wild ladies night in Party Pier, on Saturday morning Cinderella was in her bed, with a bad headache staring at the ceiling.

 “Ah, me!” said Cinderella “I wish I could go to the Hash but I feel so sick!”

Then - Poof!

All of a sudden, in front of her were 12 fairies.

“Who are you?”

“We are the fairies of the Hash of course!  We know your wish.  And we have come to grant it.”

“But…look at me…”

“You do look a bit of a mess, child,” said the fairies.

“Even if I had something nice to wear," said the girl, "I would have no way to get there."

“Say no more, all of that is possible,” said the fairies. With that, they tapped their magic wands on Cinderella’s head. 🪄

And then…nothing happened. Cinderella was still in hangover wearing a stinky t-shirt from the night before. 

“No surprises, girl” said the fairies. “This is hash, no one close to a charming prince is waiting for you there so no need to fix your mess. But there’s something that we can promise you: the most magical and other-worldly hangover at the fair(y) price of 130 rmb.

So now go and catch the bus in Mango Bar, Taojin metro station exit B, and…and there is one last thing you must know”

“What is that?”

“All of this will be over well before midnight…but after Hash you can still go and get wasted in some other bars, you know much better than us. Well, our work is done.” And with that, the faries were gone.

Cinderella looked around her.  "Did that even happen?"  There she stood and there was the bus waiting.

“Cumming?” called the driver.

She stepped into the bus.  And she was off…or better, ONON 

The 12 fairies of the GZ Hash