Ladies & 'Gentlemen' of the Guangzhou Hash,

Lungs filled with Covid? Mucus all over? Cum out now and climb a mountain with us to fill your lungs with fresh air, get some sunshine on that grey skin and some non-waimai into your belly! In these miserable days people like to gather in groups to get wasted and feast on mountains of delicious foods. Sadly, after the first copious 3 meals, one can struggle to stomp down some extra foie gras, stollen or eggnog. But fear not, the Hash biblical family of Hiunkaspunk is here to help!

This extra special Saturday they will take you on a quest to find the best manor with the prettiest manger to be found in the barren lands around Guangzhou, ensuring a renewed appetite and thirst for many beers. The beers will be plentiful as the driest summer day, but for this occasion we will also raise our hash cash to the astronomical amount of 170 rmb to ensure a proper feast can be ordered by your favourite food elf.

So make sure to drag yourself out of your cheese and whiskey induced coma, and CUM to Mango Bar at 13:00 Christmas day for an epic and calorie burning trek to your next dinner.

Onon and merry fucking Christmas,

The stars of Guangzhou