Ladies and "Gentlemen" of the Guangzhou Hash,

This week's hare, Knee so Horny, is turning 99 and for her almost-a-century b-day, she wanted the greatest hash of all time (in her eyes). That being said, this trail is so flat, it makes Hiking Club look like Baby Gravy. This trail is so short, it makes In-N-Out look tall. This trail is so straight and narrow, it makes Just Hellen's ass look like two squishy balloons. This trail is so short it makes 3 inches look like 4 inches. This trail has so many beer stops, it would even make a shekou hasher cum. This trail is so easy, it makes ******** look like she wears a chastity belt.

Anyway you get the idea, Best Trail Ever!

On On! 🍻