Ladies, Gentlemen, Weekend Alcoholics, and those still recovering from the five-day Labour Holiday massacre… 😏🍻

After last Sunday's suspiciously unofficial-not-unofficial hash, we are finally crawling back to our rightful home:
SATURDAY HASHING. 🚌💨

And this week's trail?
Oh… this one feels dangerous in all the right ways. 😈

The hares responsible for your suffering are Butt Plug 🍑and Wrong Czech 🇨🇿 — which honestly sounds less like a hashing team and more like a lawsuit waiting to happen.

Butt Plug is known for trails that seduce you first and punish you later. Just enough beauty to make you lower your guard before things suddenly become "character building." Meanwhile Wrong Czech has earned himself a lovely little reputation for trails that are beautifully fucked up — the kind where people confidently say "this can't possibly be the trail"… right before realizing it absolutely is.

So naturally, combining these two is either genius… or deeply irresponsible.

Expect teasing little in-and-out sections, playful ups and downs, winding natural paths made for walkers and mountain bikes, and deep forest trails that somehow feel peaceful and suspicious at the same time. No ugly asphalt. Just fresh earth, raw greenery, hidden turns, and enough scenery to make you forget your legs are slowly filing complaints against you.

One moment you'll feel like you're starring in a wholesome hiking commercial.
The next moment you'll be deep in the forest asking strangers if they've seen flour marks in the last twenty minutes. 👀

This trail doesn't scream.
It whispers bad ideas into your ear.

And honestly?
You're probably going to love it. 🔥

ON ON! 🍻🏃‍♀️🍺