Ladies & 'Gentlemen' of the Guangzhou Hash,

Every few years, your humble, wise, and devastatingly-handsome narrator adds a few inches to the length and girth of his ever-extending PPT video advertising the Misty Mountain Hop when the heat cums and the creative juices stop flowing.

What does all that nonsense even mean? He's really lost track over the years…something about a connection between Led Zeppelin and Lord of the Rings…something about a mythical quest through countless obstacles in search of beer, all while rocking out. Yada, yada yada...

Anywho, the Song Remains the Same with the Misty Mountain Hop. It'll be hot, it'll be wet, and like your darling mother it might be both at the same time. Our fearless leader Hammered & Nailed will surely be called upon to save 3IOP from himself as they set another best trail ever of the week. Bring a change of shoes, because you're getting wet this Saturday.

On On! 🍻