Ladies and “Gentlemen” of the Guangzhou Hash,

The Hash gods have finally smiled upon us, granting a spectacular, rain-free Saturday! (Sounds like…)

And honestly, just like a cigarette after sex or a shower after hugging Hunkaspunk, what goes better with a glorious sunny day than a refreshing plunge in a pool with an icy glass of Sangria waiting for you at the finish line?

This week, choose your own adventure:

• The Walkers Trail: If you want to keep things "easy like a Sunday morning," this one’s for you. It’s long, flat, and... well, a bit predictable. Our advice? Pack plenty of beers to make up for your laziness.
• The Runners Trail: Wow, look at you all motivated like you’re some kind of athlete. Take this beast. It’s the exact opposite of flat and boring—in fact, it’s tracking to be the most taxing, sweat-inducing trail of the year.

Whether you stroll and sip or sprint and sweat, a frosty reward is waiting on the other side.

On On! 🍻