Ladies and “Gentlemen” of the Guangzhou Hash,

This Saturday, we’re escaping the city and heading to Conghua for a trail that’s a little greener, a little wetter, and hopefully a little more memorable than your hangover the next morning. 🌲🍻

Following rivers, wandering through pine forests, and occasionally questioning your life choices, this trail has been carefully prepared by two hares who insist they know exactly what they’re doing… and we’re willing to believe them. 😏

🍺 Chicken Choker & Butt Plug are back, armed with fresh marks, questionable decisions, and a few surprises along the way. Whether you stay dry or end up swimming is entirely between you, the trail, and gravity.

Sink or Drink? Either way, you’ll probably earn your beer.

On On! 🍻🏃‍♀️🍺