Ladies and “Gentlemen” of the Guangzhou Hash,

Just Adam came(!) to China and the Guangzhou Hash as a meek, timid young expat teacher lost in translation and quite innocently being taken advantage of by a myriad of local women.

Years later, Rubbed Out fled China as a loud, obnoxious expat teacher lost in translation and quite innocently being taken advantage of by a myriad of local women.

To know Rubbed Out is to simultaneously be annoyed by and love Rubbed Out, and to truly know him you must go through his Greatest Hits (Greatest Rubs) of time in China and the GZ Hash:

• “I Have a Feeling the Trail Goes Thisss Way” (this song is a tragic one)
• “I Fought the Law and the Law Won” (both comedy and tragedy)
• “No, Don Salami, Let Me Tell You Why Crypto is Bullshit”
• “No, Hiking Club, Let Me Tell You Why Trump Won”
• “Mamas, Don’t Let Your Babies Go To English Centers”
• “Oh Shit, the Po-Lease are at the B Point!”

…and most timely for this cumming Saturday’s run:

“I Thiiiink I Found a Trail Behind My School”

Cum Saturday to say hi or meet the infamous piece of trash we affectionately know as Rubbed Out, and find out why he is much better known as a master bullshitter than a master hare. Cum for the trail and pool, stay for the story about one of the times this beloved bastard narrowly-avoided working in a labor camp for 20–25 years.

Pool available at B, but likely need a head condom and a few kuai to enter.

On On!