Ladies and "Gentlemen” of the Guangzhou Hash,
The RUNS 🏃♂️ is a 40+ old man living in Gz who has never had a romantic relationship. He also suffers from sleepwalking and nightfalls, which complicates his attempts to find a bride.
After several failed matchmaking efforts, Our gz hasher arranged his metting , to an innocent and naïve young woman.
He soon realizes that she is emotionally immature and their marriage remains unconsummated.
Frustrated and lonely, he becomes attracted to a glamorous model named Boxy 🚺👙🤹♀️📦 leaving wife for her.
As the story unfolds, THE RUNS 🏃♂️ comes to understand the value of commitment, love, and emotional connection over physical attraction. WIFE also grows in confidence and maturity, leading the couple to reassess their relationship.
On On!
ADULTS: Bus + Dinner: 130 RMB | No Bus or No Dinner: 90 RMB
KIDS:
Under 3: FREE
3–9 years: 30 RMB
10–16 years: 90 RMB
- Water bottle 💧
- Swimsuit 🩳
- A change of clothing 👕
- Your lovely virgins 😉
- Keen eyes for trail marks 👀
Hashing is dangerous. The organizers of the Guangzhou Hash accept no responsibility for any accidents, injuries or mishaps — whether caused by their stupidity (likely) or your own (more likely).