These are the fuck-ups who make you cum week after week
Three Inches of Pain - Grand Master
"The First Inch is always the hardest"
Count von Cunt - Religious Advisor
Hunkaspunk - AssGM
"Daily showers are overrated"
Lost Sausage - Harerazor
"Keep your arms, legs, beer, schnitzel in the vehicle at all times."
Womb Raider - Ass Cash
"Guys, don't let me drink anything before I go into the hot tub"
Hiking Club - Beer/Riomeister
"I use dry shampoo, so I don't need to shower, its just as good"!
Pornstache - Webwanker
"Its time to euthanize this circle"
Dingleberry - Haberdash
Graduated from 'customer' to 'hasher' to 'mismanager'.
No Means No - Quartermaster
Bolly Boobs - Haberdash
"China became too expensive, so we outsourced to Bangalore."
Turtlehead - Cultural Advisor
"Guys, there is a slight problem with the bus driver..."
Papasan - Hash Artist
"Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun duuuuun..."
Pussyriot - Haberdash
Forget me Twat - Haberdash/Cultural Advisor
Dry Hump - Cultural Advisorette
"You guys have fun. I found a Mahjong den."
- Resident Social Justice Warrior
"Banned for life after her first hash..."