Ladies and Gentlemen of the Guangzhou Hash,

As many of the hares of the Guangzhou Hash and Guangzhou Full Moon Hash are riding off into the sunset, Gorf and I decided that the GMs of Guangzhou need to get some fresh blood into the haring ranks.

Gorf has started this new trend by giving the green light to Pound-a-Cherry to set his first trail as lead hare. Not only has PaC promised to deliver a fantastic full moon run, but he's also living up to his hymen-harming name by claiming that TWENTY new hashers will be joining. Although this may be 52 virgins short of getting Cum Cannon interested in staying in GZ, there will be plenty of halal virgin meat to go around this Friday.

On On Friday evening for what is sure to be an adventurous and virginal full moon hash. Bring yourself, bring a torch, bring your drinking shoes, and the hares will provide the virgins!

What: Full Moon Hashvertisement #120 When: Friday, May 21st, 7:30pm. Where: Mango Bar - Tancun Metro Exit A (Line 5) Hares: Pound-a-Cherry, Just Ted, & Hunkaspunk Bring: A torch!

Also, don't forget that we are in Yingde in two weeks!!! Saturday/Sunday May 28-29: Double-00, Angry Dragon, & Cum Cannon Fuckoff Hash Weekend in Yingde. 350rmb payable to one of the Hash Cashes; Thumbelprints, Bollyboobs, or Womb Raider.

Register now to reserve your spot - there are SIX remaining seats on the bus, so do not wait!

On On! -Three Inches of Pain

From the hashvertisement emailed by the mismanagement on 2016-05-16.