Ladies and Gentlemen of the Guangzhou Hash,

Social media and the "real" media around the world are taking a break from election chaos to bring you coverage of the "Supermoon" phenomenon that is taking place for the first time in decades. You won't see a moon this big again until 2034 unless Forget-Me-Twat has a posterior wardrobe malfunction. While this Supermoon wouldn't be as interesting as my hypothetical scenario, it still gives the Guangzhou Full Moon Hash a perfect reason for a run that won't be matched for decades!

What: GZFMH3 Run #126: The Supermoon Hash When: Wednesday, November 16 - 7:30PM Sharp! Where: Wuyangcun Metro Exit D (Line 5) Hares: Pound-a-Cherry What to Bring? Torch!

And don't forget! Saturday, December 10th - GZH3 Christmas Dinner & Annual Awards!

On On! -Three Inches of Pain

From the hashvertisement emailed by the mismanagement on 2016-11-14.