Ladies and Gentlemen of the Guangzhou Hash,

2017's first Full Moon Hash falls on Friday the 13th, which means that your haring duo can be none other than the masters of mischief themselves, Papasan & Fill-Her-Up!

You'll need to be wearing black for this murky affair, and the hares have prepared some gloomy games and cuntests as you plunge into the heart of darkness. One section will be marked with BLACK flour, and a special "Friday the 13th" beer stop will be featured where whoever finds the BLACK BEER gets 13rmb off their hash dinner and a special blindfolded lap dance from the GM. Whether that lap dance cums from the GZFMH3 or GZF13H3 GM is a mystery...

On On this Friday and wear your best BLACK CLOTHES! With any luck, you won't have to run near any black lights that will reveal what happened in your pants during your GM lap dance.

What: GZFMH3 Run #128: The First Full Moon & The Thirteen Club When: Friday, January 13 - 7:30PM Sharp! Where: Dongxiaonan Metro Exit A (Line 1) Hares: Papasan & Fill-Her-Up! What to Bring? A torch, and WEAR BLACK!

On On! -Three Inches of Pain

From the hashvertisement emailed by the mismanagement on 2017-01-10.