Ladies and Gentlemen of the Guangzhou Hash,

More disturbing news has reached us during this week. Notorious Ms. Mi Tuhaifrom the Guangzhou Health Department has issued a warning about hashing in hot weather. “Hashing”, claims the young and charming Ms. Mi Tuhai “leads to extreme levels of intoxication, and, even worse, testosterone.”

As you know....., we usually don’t give a crap about what Ms. Mi – charming or not – has to say, but this time we have decided to give her the benefit of a doubt – she’s just a bit too charming. (And, anyway, who has ever heard of something so ridiculous? testosterone not being good for you? Certainly not us!)

In order to follow public health advice, the mismanagement has deployed an all-medical team to hare this week’s hash. So, bow your heads to the hares, the infamous hash doctor Reason and the enthusiastic hobby surgeon Double-0-Dirk who will make sure that both, your intoxication and your testosterone levels, are quickly and safely brought to the maximum and then well contained there.

When: Saturday, at 1.30 pm

Where: Gold Mango Bar

How much: only 50 RMB

Dinner: back in town, near a subway station men only the living example for our motto "the drinking club with a running problem" ON ON,

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From the hashvertisement emailed by the mismanagement on 2011-08-10.