Ladies and Gentlemen of the Guangzhou Hash,

The motto for Saturday’s run was supposed to be “The Dutch Summer Run”, but as Dutch summers are usually a very sad affair the hares have objected and changed it to “The Very Probable Run”.

I quote from a highly personal and confidential message that I received from one of the hares who doesn’t want his real hash name to be revealed.

To give you some indication about the run:

-probably "best ever"

-probably A to A

-probably swimming pool at finish

-probably dinner near finish

-probably transportation back to town if you don't want to have dinner with us fine people

-100% certain: there will be unlimited amounts of freshly brewed, cold as a bitch, beer

Unquote

Sounds like bull.... oops, sorry.... sounds like it probably has all the right ingredients for a probably great day out…

When: Saturday, August 20th, 2011, at 1.30 pm

Where: Gold Mango Bar

Hares: probably Constipation and Hunkaspunk Price: probably 50 RMB More probables: bring your swimming gear

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-- www.gzh3.net

From the hashvertisement emailed by the mismanagement on 2011-08-18.