Ladies and Gentlemen of the Guangzhou Hash,
Two weeks ago she got rewarded with a classy hash name. One week ago she announced that she is going to change hash heaven for hash diaspora. This week she is finally going to fuck off.
Last Saturday on the hash bus she was loudly bragging about not to tell anyone in her future hash group what hash name we have blessed her with, and instead to quietly wait until she’ll get a ‘better’ one. Well, well, let’s see how that’ll play out for her. The ever-caring mismanagement team wishes Horny Cornie for this endeavor good luck in Shanghai.
If Horny Cornie is going into the hash diaspora, then Floppy Disk is heading straight for hash hell, or, more precisely, to Russia. Not to St. Petersburg or Moscow, but to some place unheard of in an equally unheard of Russian province, somewhere in Siberia. The ever-thoughtful mismanagement team has thought looong, and has thought haaarrd, whether we should wish Floppy all the best in his new home, but finally decided against it. We don’t want to appear sarcastic. However, all things considered, we wish him the best we can think of: that his time there will fly by in a jiffy.
Don’t miss your only chance to give these two fine hashers a good fuck off.
When: Saturday, August 10, 2013 @ 1.30 PM
Where: Gold Mango Bar
Hares: Floppy Disk & Shoeless Ho
What: Horny Floppy’s Fuck Off Hash
Unfortunately, Floppy’s fucking off only accelerates a dreadful trend on our Hash. Once again it’s one of the few bearers of the prestigious ‘HARES GET LAID’ shorts, who is leaving us.
If you want to own and proudly wear one of these infamous shorts you’ll have to hare six runs. (All harings since X’mas 2011 count.) Wanna be a hare? Contact Constipation or me.
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Apparently, when it cums to killing time anywhere in Russia they do have a very popular fermented potato beverage that does the trick.
Is this still nicety or already sarcasm? Find out the right answer by simply asking one of GZH3’s many English teachers, except for GPS. He’ll tell you anyway.
aka ‘The Glorious Dozen’, although the number has shrunk and the remaining hares are now better known as ‘The-Resting-on-their-Laurels-Half-Dozen’.
satisfaction guaranteed!
PS: Pay 500 RMB to Hash Cash and secure your ticket for the Beach Hashes on Aug. 31 and Sep. 1. Cheap tickets are limited.
From the hashvertisement emailed by the mismanagement on 2013-08-08.