Hashvertisement #1237 – The Oktoberfest Hash

Ladies and Gentlemen of the Guangzhou Hash,

Having bragged the whole week long about how his trail will surely be awarded the ‘Best Hash Of The Year’ and that he would bring ‘enough flour to set three hashes’ and ‘apply it to the trail in a not-so-confusing manner’, the attendants of last night’s hash press conference were astonished to witness Muffdiver meekly admitting that he is a worshipper of the filthy lucre, or, in other words, that he won’t be available for haring on Saturday anymore because he has ‘to work’.

With the Australian element gone this week’s run will becum a truly German affair: a masterly engineered trail with reliable markings followed by a disciplined circle with enough ice cold beer to even get a battalion of Aussie hashers drunk.

When: Saturday, October 19, 2013 @ 1.30 PM

Where: Gold Mango Bar

Who: 00 + flour bitch

On On,

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in person, by SMS and also by a certain chain mail, asking the recipients to send it on to ten other hashers, or otherwise for the cuming ten years their beer will taste like the contents of his chamber pot after a heavy Sichuanese dinner flushed down with vast quantities of beer and baijiu.

not necessarily a given anymore after last Saturday

amazingly enough this is an unaltered quote

for the time of the Oktoberfest our beer master will provide several German beer specialties as well as the regular brands. What a bright idea!!! And hence the motto of this week’s hash

From the hashvertisement emailed by the mismanagement on 2013-10-17.