Hashvertisement # 1238 – The Lie-in Hash
Ladies and Gentlemen of the Guangzhou Hash,
Rarely has a hash debate been more emotional than the current one around the question whether the Hash should start an hour earlier during the winter months to make up for the shortened days. The majority of the Mismanagement Team has decided that it is worth a try and so, starting from NOVEMBER, we will meet at 12.30 and the bus will leave at 1 PM. This means the debate has only just begun and promises to get more heated as you read this hashvertisement.
Not everyone’s reaction to the news was joyful. Some complained heavily but so far I haven’t heard any stronger arguments than that people have to get up an hour earlier on Saturday morning. No one yet has cum up and declared that the new meeting time would make it impossible for her or him to join the hash in the future. If you do however have a real problem with the new arrangement you still get one chance to make yourself heard (or just reply to this mail). This Saturday, as usual, we still meet at 1.30 PM. So, sleepy heads, enjoy the last Saturday of sleeping in.
Cum Cannon and Circle Jerk certainly won’t be able to sleep long on Saturday morning. Judging by the level of excitement with which they introduced their upcoming run during last night’s hash press conference it is hard to imagine that it will wear off much during the next two days, and the chance that they lie-in is as big as that of a 6 years old child oversleeping on Christmas Day. According to the hares the trail is 72% virginal and will blow your mind in more than just one aspect. The hares are also spreading the rumor that this trail will becum the Best Hash of the Year. So, you'll better be there.
When: Saturday, October 26, 2013 @ 1.30
Where: Gold Mango Bar
Who: The Syrians
What: The Lie-in Hash
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and hence dethroning the hash that was set about three months ago - by themselves
it is a common viewpoint among hares to believe their trail was better than anyone else’s, often enough leading to classical dilemmas and causing dreadful situations. A lot of hashers believe that it is not even possible to make a fair call. After all, who would be able to say whose run was the best of the year when we’ve been on so many great trails? Well, hashers, it’s time for more joy. There is in fact one institution on the hash that has the sheer superhuman capability to distinguish exactly that, and it is called the ‘Hash Awards Team’. They apply the latest scientific methods and have so far never failed in their judgment. So, if you want to know who set the Best Hash of 2013, join our Hash Awards and Christmas Party on December 14. More awards and prizes. Details will follow.
From the hashvertisement emailed by the mismanagement on 2013-10-24.