Hashvertisement # 1279 - The More The Better Hash Ladies and Gentlemen of the Guangzhou Hash,

This hashvertisement serves to officially announce the end of the 'Hares Get Laid Campaign' which lasted for well over two years. During this time our hash was able to establish the infamous 'haring theorem', which claims that the more often one hares the more often one also gets laid. The reason for shutting down this overwhelmingly successful program is that we ran out of the popular 'Hares Get Laid' pants. The validity of the theorem itself is, however, still unchallenged. That is probably why the GZH3 just got a new couple of regular hares. They have already done it once this month, and it was really good. Now they are doing it again, and this time it will be truly spectacular.

Who: Thumbleprints & Fill Her Up When: Saturday, July 26, 2014 @ 1.30 PM Where: Gold Mango Bar

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From the hashvertisement emailed by the mismanagement on 2014-07-24.