Hashvertisement # 1302 – The Christmas Hash

Ladies and Gentlemen of the Guangzhou Hash,

With all these debaucherous festivities going on one can easily be lured into the perception that traditions don’t matter anymore and are therefore best to be ignored.

Your mismanagement team shall not let that happen! Hence, to show you how important we think traditions are, we decided to call this week’s run ‘The Christmas Hash’. Furthermore, the mismanagement was able to find a man from a place very close to the original Christmasland and convinced him to set a trail of bethlehemic proportions. In return though, we had to allow him to share his visions with us for one minute, or a part thereof, during the Hash press conference at the Gold Mango Bar late last night.

“I am your guiding star. Follow my marks and you will find buckets filled with ice cold beer, and tables that bend under the weight of perfectly roasted country chickens, and receive spiritual enlightenment in the circle of revelation. But if you dare to leave the path I set for you, you shall get lost on the mountain and spend a cold night in the company of wild beasts and gazillions of mosquitoes and absolutely no beer”, he prophesized.

Of course, like most prophets also this one quickly got exposed as a fraud, because every child on the Guangzhou Hash knows that this late in the year mosquitoes, if at all, only come out during twilight, but never in the middle of the night. However, there is good reason to believe that the rest of his prophecy is true. You shall see.

When: Saturday, December 27, 2014 @ 1 PM

Where: Gold Mango Bar

Hare: Cum Cannon

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From the hashvertisement emailed by the mismanagement on 2014-12-25.