Ladies and Gentlemen of the Guangzhou Hash...

Dragon Boat Festival may have been a weekend for some of us to get out of China for a few days, but this cumming weekend gives us an even better opportunity to do some proper fucking around inside the dome itself as the Guangzhou Hash makes its way east to Shenzhen's best beach for a momentous weekend of debauchery and fuckoffery.

As you may or may not know, everyone's favorite Frenchy is fucking off, (Oui Oui!) and we're prepared to offer him a proper au revoir as he leaves us for the happy hashing hunting grounds of Saudi Arabia (no, that's not a joke...). Gorf fucks off and we have a special treat as Itchy Britches and Scratch n' Sniff will officially unite themselves in hash matrimony (Hashtrimony?), something far more important and meaningful than the real thing.

We've got a beautiful beach hotel picked out in Dongchong and some hashadelic trails and beer stops to go along with it. Your RMB400 gets you transportation to/from the Mango, 2 trails, 2 circles, 2 bashes, hotel room, THE BEACH!, and as always...BEER! You can't beat the deal and you can't beat a GZH3 hash weekend - space on the bus is First Come-First Served, so pay the money now la to get your seat reserved!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jb0W0lHCVQA

What: GZH3 Runs #1384 & 1385: The Gorf Fuckoff & Beach Wedding Weekend When: Saturday & Sunday June 18th & 19th - 9:30AM! Where: Mango Bar - Taojin Metro Exit B Hares: Gorf, Three Inches of Pain, Muff Diver, Turtlehead, Itchy Britches, & Scratch-n-Sniff How Much? RMB400 - Pay at the Hash or send payment via WeChat to Thumbelprints, Womb Raider, or myself.

On On! -Three Inches of Pain

From the hashvertisement emailed by the mismanagement on 2016-06-13.