Ladies and Gentlemen of the Guangzhou Hash...

As you know, this weekend's haring pair attempted some deflouring earlier this month in a virgin area. Despite rave reviews for their swim stops and restaurants, Pound-a-Cherry and Just Paul managed to do what any good GZH3 hare does by failing to make a coherent trail for hashers to follow.

This week, the Dutch East India Duo returns to the same area for another go at it. Even though the Guangzhou Hash has already penetrated this wet and virginal nether region, the hares are hoping that a little extra lubrication and experience will make her even better the second time around.

Here's hoping for hashadelic weather, beautiful trails, and...unlike Pound-a-Cherry's second time around with his most recent girlfriend...everyone will finish on time.

- Beer

What: GZH3 Run #1391: The Dutch East India Hash When: Saturday July 30th - 1:00PM Sharp! Where: Mango Bar - Taojin Metro Exit B Hares: Pound-a-Cherry & Just Paul How Much? 50rmb for GZ hashers and visitors. 120rmb for newcummers includes GZH3 welcum package! What to Bring? Trail shoes, swimmies, change of clothes, 50-70rmb for dinner.

On On! -Three Inches of Pain

PS. If you have the chance, wish Itchy Britches/Scratch n' Sniff and Donald's Tramp/Hole in the Wall the happiest of meaningless wedding days. We know they already did the important ceremony at the Beach Hash, but apparently silly social customs require them to have another. Congrats guys.

From the hashvertisement emailed by the mismanagement on 2016-07-28.