Ladies and Gentlemen of the Guangzhou Hash,
Following decades of internal turmoil, the English of the late 1600’s found themselves in political, commercial, and societal disarray. The House of Tudor’s lack of genetic diversity had finally manifested itself with a bastard queen on the throne who was too much of a ginger to attract a suitable suitor. Following the virgin queen’s death, the country spent 100 years in chaos that featured an Irish genocide that would make Stalin blush. Faced with a depleted military and an economy in ruins, the English nobility turned to the only ones that could save their miserable little island...
The Dutch!
...William and Mary were installed as rulers of the English throne, and their Dutch expertise in managing miserable pieces of land reaped benefits. Within a century, the British navy rose to its legendary status, the Sun never set on the Empire, and the standard of living rose so much that they could finally change the name of their beloved "Fish and Chip."
Fast forward a few centuries to the Guangzhou Hash and we have another Dutch lesson for the limey bastards. Hunkaspunk shows Just Leigh the ropes on a trail that Hunkaspunk described as being very similar to Queen Elizabeth's crotch. I won't elaborate (as I try to keep these PG), but suffice it to say that you'll want want a change of shoes and a towel for afterward.
On On Saturday for a trail that we hope is as untouched as the vagina that launched a revolution and changed history!
And compared to her sister, she's the hot one.
What: GZH3 Run #1397: The Glorious Revolution Hash When: Saturday September 10th - 1:00PM Sharp! Where: Mango Bar - Taojin Metro Exit B Hares: Hunkaspunk and VIRGIN HARE Just Leigh How Much? 50rmb for GZ hashers and visitors. 120rmb for newcummers includes GZH3 welcum package! What to Bring? Trail shoes, swimmies, change of clothes/footwear, 50-70rmb for dinner.
Don't forget the GZH3's 1400th Hash and RED DRESS RUN in two weeks! Get your dress ready and bring your hongbao for the orphans on September 24!
On On! -Three Inches of Pain
From the hashvertisement emailed by the mismanagement on 2016-09-09.