Ladies and "Gentlemen" of the Guangzhou Hash,

Since the exodus of the beloved Hello Sailor back in July, the Guangzhou Hash has operated with a noticeable hole in its soul, as the position of The Ass has been vacant. While this is quite ironic considering Hello Sailor's ass hasn't been empty since he joined the navy, the fact remains that it is past time for the GZH3 to choose the next hasher to continue the recent AssGM legacy of asshattery...

Circle Jerk brought excellence and commitment to the position, but decided to join the largest hash in history along with millions of other Syrians headed north. Civil war and political exile wasn't his reasoning, but an insatiable thirst for blonde women drove him to Sweden, which brings us to our next AssGM...

Himalaya came immediately after Circle Jerk, which is a once-in-a-lifetime accomplishment for him. She began the new tradition of large-breasted AssGMs, and her significant cuntributions to the Guangzhou Hash as AssGM can only be matched by her patience with long circles.

Hello Sailor brought his own style and experience to the Ass position, and he ate up and savored every succulent moment of it. However, like his predecessors before him, he also selfishly put family and career before the Hash. A true Ass, indeed...

Someone to carry on the AssGM traditions of failure, expectations, and prematurely ejaculating themselves from China will be anointed with the holy fluids! Cum Saturday to find out who!

Sounds like, sounds like...

What: GZH3 Run #1402: The AssGM Ascension Hash When: Saturday, October 15th- 1:00PM Sharp! Where: Mango Bar - Taojin Metro Exit B Hares: Hunkaspunk & Womb Raider

On On! -Three Inches of Pain

From the hashvertisement emailed by the mismanagement on 2016-10-14.