Ladies and "Gentlemen" of the Guangzhou Hash,
The holiday that is Thanksgiving weekend is upon us and, for this GM's money, it is the grandest of all holidays. No church, no gifts, and no crowded train stations to deal with...just a holiday centered around the Five F's; friends, family, food, and football. In the spirit of giving and thanking you, the hashers of Guangzhou, the GZH3 and its affiliated departments offer you THREE straight days of hash activities!
Fill-Her-Up gets us started tonight with a Thanksgiving version of the Metro Hash. Cum see what this peeping tom has in store for you. With such a long weekend of eating and drinking ahead of you, lezzzbehonest: you need to put some KMs under your belt.
What: GZ Metro Hash #2: The Thanksgiving Hash When: TONIGHT! Thursday, November 24th- 19:30PM Sharp! Where: Lines 2&6: Haizhu Square Station Exit F
Hare: Fill-Her-Up!
Next cums an early Friday social run. Yes, the start time is early, but this is only so we have time afterward to properly hit happy hour at The Brew to continue our weekend of gluttony and merriment.
What: Social Run When: Friday, November 25th- 6:00PM. Where: The Brew ZJNT Hares: YOU
For your Thanksgiving weekend dessert, we have some virgin trail featuring some virgin hares to whet your appetite. Pound-a-Cherry will claim another pair of virgins and is topping it off with what he calls a first-rate chicken feasting experience at the B point. Considering it is also Forget-Me-Twat's birthday, a chicken feast is most appropriate. Let's just make sure we get her properly-lubricated before dinner so that she passes out and there will be some chicken for the rest of us. I'm sure if we leave this job to No Means No, we'll not have to worry about FMT being anywhere near the dinner table.
Cum Saturday for a feast of chicken, a wild beer stop, and the best Thanksgiving hash of the year!
What: GZH3 Run #1408: The Chicken Feast Hash When: Saturday, November 26th- 1:00PM Sharp! Where: Mango Bar - Taojin Metro Exit B Hares: Pound-a-Cherry, Just Alvaro, and Just Kasia.
Cum Saturday to find out what the 5th "F" is.
On On! -Three Inches of Pain
From the hashvertisement emailed by the mismanagement on 2016-11-24.