Ladies and "Gentlemen" of the Guangzhou Hash,
If you were smart enough to attend last Saturday's hash, you were treated to beautiful trails, some peaceful moments of reflection during a lovely run, and one of the most cold, brave, and admirable hot ass winners in ages. You may also have seen that the cold/wind/rain kept our numbers below what our beloved Hash Cash has said are appropriate to keep the Hash afloat. It was late into Saturday evening, shivering and sipping beer for warmth at the Mango Bar, that I called Thumbelprints and explained how we'd only had 14 hashers. In her usual calm and reassuring manner, she told me that everything would be alright as long as we restored next week's numbers.
With that in mind...
...the GM and Master Hare Cum Cannon have prepared a run that will surely bring all of you out of your caves and into the sunlight. Shoeless has appeased the Hash Gods for some hashadelic weather, and we're even flying in GZ hashers from the US to make sure that we have some experts in making things great again.
On On Saturday for a chance to make up for last week and to put the GZH3 back on a stable financial footing!
We also need more Hash Cash to offset the increase in tuition at Stiff-On's kindergarten.
It's amazing what you can do with a tin foil hat.
Grate. As in our wonderful bagged cheese.
What: GZH3 Run #1409: The Couple of the Year Hash When: Saturday, December 3rd- 1:00PM Sharp! Where: Mango Bar - Taojin Metro Exit B Hares: Cum Cannon & Three Inches of Pain
Buy your tickets! for the Christmas Party & Annual Awards. This year's theme is Spies & 60s Swag. You should be thinking about Bond, Austin Powers, villains, femme fatales, or something along the same line. Dress well or.....if that's too much work.....accessorize with something simple to show your clandestine side.
Tickets are 150rmb in advance or 200rmb after the hash meets at Mango Bar that day. Your ticket includes Mexican dinner, FIVE hours of free flow beer and wine, and the party of the year - don't miss it! Pay at any Hash or send via WeChat to Three Inches of Pain, Womb Raider, or Thub!
On On! -Three Inches of Pain
From the hashvertisement emailed by the mismanagement on 2016-12-01.