Ladies & "Gentlemen" of the Guangzhou Hash,

Constipation has recently had a longing in his loins for some untouched, virginal hashing, but has been unable due to his lack of proper equipment. It's been such a long and hard lifelong battle for our dearly decrepit Dutchman to get his tool near anything that could be considered virginal that the Mismanagement of the Guangzhou Hash has granted him his wish for an upgrade in weaponry.

This Saturday, Constipation and Scratch-n-Sniff have cut a virgin trail out of Guangzhou's groin using the new GZH3 Machetes. Unfortunately, owing to Constipation's age and S&S's heritage as a city boy, we hope that they don't both end up looking like the Black Knight before the end of the run.

'Tis also the day after St. Patty's Day, so a free Guinness goes to anyone NOT wearing green and not drinking wine! Sláinte!!!

On On Saturday for virgin trails, decrepit Dutchmen slashing up a virgin, Guinness, and - as usual - the best hash ever!

What: GZH3 Run #1425: The Merely a Flesh Wound Hash

When: Saturday, March 18th. Meet at 1:00PM SHARP!

Where: The Mango Bar - Taojin Exit B (Line 5)

Hares: Constipation & Scratch-n-Sniff

And don't forget tonight's St. Patrick's Day Social Run!

What: Social Run & St. Patty's Day Pub Crawl When: Friday, March 17th. 7:00PM Where: The Strand (near Wuyangcun metro - Line 5) Hares: A-to-A run...run your own trail!

On On!

-Three Inches of Pain

From the hashvertisement emailed by the mismanagement on 2017-03-17.