Ladies & "Gentlemen" of the Guangzhou Hash,

Once upon a time in the East, three pokes rode into town looking to save the village from rape, pillage, and poor Eng-a-rish-a. Two years later, los tres caballeros have simply exacerbated the ailments of northern Baiyun by raping fellow teachers, pillaging innocent Chinese schools and parents of their hard-earned money, and teaching awful truck stop Eng-a-rish-a only found in Ohio.

All this time later, having contributed very little to Guangzhou outside of introducing The BBC to the Hash, the Three Baiyun Amigos look to redeem themselves with what should certainly be the best trail not hared by Constipation in at least three weeks. In addition, and in a nod to the festively ethnic name of this weekend's hash, they've even offered to supply the hashers with FREE tacos and Dos Equis - don't miss it!

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What: GZH3 Run #1428: The Three Baiyun Amigos Hash

When: Saturday, April 8th. Meet at 1:00PM SHARP!

Where: The Mango Bar - Taojin Exit B (Line 5)

Hares: Scratch-n-Sniff, Pornstache, & Hurtin-For-a-Squirtin

On On!

-Three Inches of Pain

And don't forget Friday's Social Run!

What: Social Run & Dongbei Dinner When: Friday, April 8th. 7:00PM SHARP! Where: The Strand - Taojin Exit A (Line 5) Hares: A-to-A run...run your own trail!

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From the hashvertisement emailed by the mismanagement on 2017-04-06.