Ladies & "Gentlemen" of the Guangzhou Hash, The last time that the GZH3 was graced with Space Invader's haring prowess, 12 wet and weary hashers gathered at the B point seeking shelter while waiting for esteemed the hare to get there, himself. Risking his hearing, sanity, and reputation as a Master Hare, Constipation has agreed to accompany Space Invader on his second attempt at haring mediocrity.

"As a Master Hare and mentor to young, disturbed hares like Space Invader, I accept full responsibility for anything that goes well with Saturday's trail," stated a dignified Constipation at last night's GZH3 Press Conference (presented by Mango Bar), "However, mistakes are prone to occur and I hope that you all find it in your hearts to forgive Space Invader for his fuckups."

With a mentor like that ^, we're bound to be looking at another Best Hash Ever and a meteoric rise of Space Invader to a "not so bad" hare. Cum Saturday for the return of Space Invader, Holocaust jokes, and Wormhole's yoga pants - On On!

What: GZH3 Run #1434 - The Invasion Hash When: Saturday, May 18th. Meet at 1:00PM SHARP (Hiking Club meets at 2:00PM) Where: The Mango Bar - Taojin Exit B at 1:00PM (Line 5) Hares: Constipation & Space Invader

On On! -Three Inches of Pain

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From the hashvertisement emailed by the mismanagement on 2017-05-17.