Ladies & "Gentlemen" of the Guangzhou Hash,

The GM is on holiday, which means your hopes for a witty and funny hashvertisement lies solely on the hares...

....oops. It looks like, for tomorrow's run, your only promise of greatness lies with the hashers' trust in Hunkaspunk and Catch & Release to set something memorable. Tomorrow's hares thought I might mention something about them being Dutch, but upon my refusal to repeat a Dutch hashvertisement for the 17th time, they simply hoped that I tell you all that tomorrow's trail will be as flat as Hunka, as boring as Catch & Release, and as virgin as Constipation.

On On tomorrow for something that promises to be something that it isn't advertised to be...just like any Dutchman talking dirty to a Chinese girl.

What: GZH3 Run #1441 - The F It, I'm on Holiday Hash When: Saturday, July 8th. Meet at 1:00PM SHARP (Hiking Club meets at 2:00PM) Where: The Mango Bar - Taojin Exit B at 1:00PM (Line 5) Hares: Catch & Release -and- Hunkaspunk

On On! -Three Inches of Pain

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From the hashvertisement emailed by the mismanagement on 2017-07-07.