Ladies & "Gentlemen" of the Guangzhou Hash,
Speaking at (late) last night's GZH3 Press Conference Presented At Mango Bar, a State Department spokesperson proclaimed, "Well fuck, he's unemployed, drinks too much, and lives with another guy. He'll make a perfect American - sign him up!"
That's right, after more than 150 hashes, 50 harings, and 43 fuckoff hashes, the land of the free is set to accept Cum Cannon as one of its own. We all know that the two peaks of human existence are being a GZ hasher and being a U.S. American, so Cum Cannon has now reached the exalted stratosphere that only a select few reach in their lifetime.
To celebrate his ascension to the home of the brave, Golden Corral, the Kardashians, and frozen gas station burritos, the GZH3 will send him off in style and rejoice that we don't have to run another of his fucking trails again. Cum Saturday for what will surely be the best trail of 2017, swimmin', and celebrating the fact that we don't have to run in Maofengshan 3 times per month anymore!
What: GZH3 Run #1449 - The Cum Cannon Fuckoff Hash (for real this time...) When: Saturday, September 2nd. Meet at 1:00PM SHARP (Hiking Club meets at 2:00PM) Where: The Mango Bar - Taojin Exit B at 1:00PM (Line 5) Hares: Three Inches of Pain, Left/Right/Up/Down, & Sao Dan
On On! -Three Inches of Pain artwork done by the lovely and talented ITCHY BRITCHES!
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From the hashvertisement emailed by the mismanagement on 2017-08-30.