Ladies & "Gentlemen" of the Guangzhou Hash,

The past week has seen an unprecedented number of natural disasters occur across the globe. Record rainfall resulted in fatal flooding in India, hurricanes smashed the Caribbean and US, an 8.1-scale earthquake rocked southern Mexico, and the Guangzhou Hash was rendered meiyou pijiu at the B point. A sad collection of calamities and tragedies, to be sure.

These catastrophes have been occurring with increased fury and frequency over the past years, many of which were predicted in the 2006 documentary film An Inconvenient Truth. Former American Vice President Al Gore, arriving on-stage wiping Arby's sauce from his chin, declares that, "famine, floods, drought, depleted beer supply on the Guangzhou Hash, pestilence, something called "Despacito," and disease are the serious consequences that future generations face as global temperatures continue to rise."

In the wake of these recent events, the Mismanagement of the GZH3 has communicated with fellow world leaders and pledged its dedication to preventing future catastrophes. This Saturday, the GZH3's crack team of environmental protectors and alcohol proliferators will make sure that death, destruction, and Rio stops will never happen again.

Cum Saturday for a swim stop, mmmm chicken, and (let's be honest), probably some flooding on the best disaster hash ever!

What: GZH3 Run #1451 - The Natural Disaster Hash When: Saturday, September 16th. Meet at 1:00PM SHARP (Hiking Club meets at 2:00PM) Where: The Mango Bar - Taojin Exit B at 1:00PM (Line 5) Hares: Red Rocket, Three Inches of Pain, Hippie Hunter, & Just Teo

Friday is social run/swim/bbq! Run starts at Yuancun Metro Exit B at 7pm and finishes in the Wanshangwei area for bbq and pool. Carry what you bring!

On On! -Three Inches of Pain

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From the hashvertisement emailed by the mismanagement on 2017-09-13.