Ladies & "Gentlemen" of the Guangzhou Hash,
Pre-Halloween Hash this Saturday!
Instead of flour the hares will be using ectoplasm in three exciting juicy flavours; Italian, Chinese and English (for personalised combinations, see mismanagement). This hash will also be full of trick-or-treat games, so who knows what you’ll get in the sack this week. I know that last year my sack was so filled and heavy I had to use TWO hands!
This year, some of us will be getting under the sheets and moaning and groaning for sure. And those vampires out there will suck you dry if they get their teeth in you. We’ve got some Apple bobbing going on, too, if you can get your mouth around it. And before you ask, I'm not excited to see you, that's just a bat in my pocket (your costume isn’t that sexy).
What: GZH3 Run #1458 - The Halloween Foreplay Hash When: Saturday, October 28th. 1:00PM Where: The Mango Bar - Taojin Exit B (Line 5) Hares: Hippie Hunter, Handy Man, & VIRGIN HARE Just Davide
If fluid-sucking harriettes and haunted forests don't give you a rise, cum out for the actual witching hour itself at Papasan's annual HELLOWEEN HASH. Costumes encouraged as we ghoulishly run the streets and alleys of old Canton in search of ice cold witches brew. On the Helloween Hash, there are always plenty of tricks and treats, and if you find the right girl wandering the streets in search of a little Canton Fair money, you can be a trick, too!
What: THE HELLOWEEN HASH When: Tuesday, October 31st. 7:30PM Where: The 2nd Workers' Cultural Palace - Exit D (Line 2) Hares: Papasan
Last but certainly not least - the 2017 Red Dress Run is cumming more quickly than a Fair purchaser in a Haizhu massage parlor. Red dresses are required for the day, so do your Taobao shopping ASAP. A few dresses will be sold at Mango Bar but these are on a first cum, first served basis only. Once again, we'll be raising money for the Orphan Society of Guangdong, so put on your corset and help the kids!
What: GZH3 Run #1459 - The Red Dress Run When: Saturday, November 4th. 1:00PM SHARP! Where: The Mango Bar - Taojin Exit B (Line 5) Hares: Lost Sausage & Constipation
On On! -Hippie Hunter & Three Inches of Pain
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From the hashvertisement emailed by the mismanagement on 2017-10-25.