Ladies & "Gentlemen" of the Guangzhou Hash,

During Trump’s Asian tour this week, newly-christened Pooper Scooper was taking a far more significant tour of the arse-end-of-nowhere scouting his first week’s hash. However, while Trump often got the red-carpet treatment, Pooper Scooper was dragged through the entrails of some long-forgotten Cum Cannon trails hanging onto Lost Sausage’s lost sausage.

He did take time out though, as per his namesake, to study dog’s arses while likewise Trump, in Beijing, got to study a Mexican-proof wall. Pooper Scooper was also lucky enough to receive a schooling in the art of check-backs, beer stops (for runners only this week!) and German sex positions, while Trump only got serenaded by a Philippine war criminal. And while Trump's arrival in Vietnam was only 40 years too late (fortunately his ‘bone spurs’ didn’t flair up) Pooper Scooper is never late in cummin'!

What: GZH3 Run #1461: The Scooping Poop Hash When: Saturday November 18th - 1:00PM Sharp! Where: Mango Bar - Taojin Metro Exit B Hares: Pooper Scooper, Lost Sausage, Hippie Hunter

On On Saturday!

- Hippie Hunter

From the hashvertisement emailed by the mismanagement on 2017-11-15.