Ladies & "Gentlemen" of the Guangzhou Hash,

The upcumming GZH3 Christmas Party & Awards has its "Orient Express" theme, somewhat coinciding with the release of the re-tread film version of Agatha Christie's novel. It seems, however, that the hare razor and this week's hares have taken this idea of giving a nod to British fiction a bit too far.

This week's hares feature an English academic, a Transylvanian count, and a mysterious Russian gypsy - which sounds all too much like a 19th or 20th Century British science fiction novel. Looking around at the Guangzhou hashers, this makes a lot of sense considering we have a few over-sized and disfigured monsters among us, a few 毛子 waiguoren with far too much body hair, and a few who visit the hash looking to suck hasher blood while practicing their English.

Saturday's trail promises to live up to something straight from Stoker or Shelley; dark, mysterious, and featuring a potion that will turn you from a boring doctor into a raging monster of awesomeness at the next Best Hash Ever!

Many would drop the "o" in this word...

Among other things...

What: GZH3 Run #1462: The Brit Lit Hash

When: Saturday, December 2nd. Meet at 1:00PM SHARP!

Where: The Mango Bar - Taojin Exit B (Line 5)

Hares: Hippie Hunter, Count von Cunt, Pussy Riot

Bring: Running/hiking clothes, change of clothes/shoes, 50rmb for Hash, 60 for dinner.

Also, get yourself registered for the upcumming Christmas Party & Annual Awards. Contact the Womb Raider or myself to register - don't miss it!

On On!

-Three Inches of Pain

From the hashvertisement emailed by the mismanagement on 2017-11-30.