Ladies and "Gentlemen" of the Guangzhou Hash,

2017 has brought us pussy hats, "Despacito," a Shanghai Disneyland, and a politically-correct installment of Star Wars. Some has been good, some has been bad and, like Constipation before Burger King on Saturday, it's been rather ugly at times.

This week's hares aspire to bring one last moment of glory to the Guangzhou Hash in 2017, with long-forgotten hash trails and a mulled wine stop to inspire the harriettes into one last moment of glory with a hasher of their choosing. Don't forget your auld acquantances, make a new one if you're lucky, and say fuck off to '17 in style on the best last hash of 2017 ever!

though no signs of it yet in The China. while supplies last while supplies last

What: GZH3 Run #1467: The Edge of Seventeen Hash When: Saturday, December 30th. Meet at 1:00PM SHARP! Where: The Mango Bar - Taojin Exit B (Line 5) Hares: Three Inches of Pain & Creamy Buns Bring: Running/hiking clothes, change of clothes/shoes, 50rmb for Hash, 60 for dinner.

And don't forget! Huizhou Hot Spring Hash Weekend with Dongguan and Shekou hashes is JANUARY 13-14...bus space is first cum-first served - register with Womb Raider ASAP! Fee increases to 450rmb in 2018!

What: GZH3 Runs #1469-1470 & PRD Hash #4: The Huizhou Hot Spring Weekend When: January 13-14. Meet on Saturday at 10:00AM SHARP! Return Sunday evening. Where: The Mango Bar - Taojin Exit B (Line 5) Hares: GZH3 & SH3 Bring: 400rmb (mandatory), warm clothes (mandatory), swimsuit (optional for some: see the GM to see if you qualify)

On On! -Three Inches of Pain

From the hashvertisement emailed by the mismanagement on 2017-12-28.