Ladies and "Gentlemen" of the Guangzhou Hash,

In preparation for making 2018 the best year ever, the Guangzhou Hash presents to you the "Lowering Your Standards Hash." Every year around this time, people are making New Year resolutions and breaking them four days later. The GZH3 doesn’t mess around with such tripe; we are well aware that such things don’t last, much like relationships that blossom at Mango Bar on Saturday night.

This week's hash starts the year as we mean to continue it, by lowering hashers' expectations to the point that they start to believe that all beer stops will be Rio stops and the hills never end. Hiking Club will provide the Rios and Handy Man will provide the hills.

GM's edit: there will be plenty of beer at the beer stop, and Hiking Club will ganbei copious amounts of Rio for such blasphemous speech on official GZH3 platforms.

What: GZH3 Run #1468: Certainly, Definitely, and Unquestionably the Greatest Hash of 2018 When: Saturday, January 6th. Meet at 1:00PM SHARP! Where: The Mango Bar - Taojin Exit B (Line 5) Hares: Hiking Club & Handy Man Bring: Running/hiking clothes, change of clothes/shoes, 50rmb for Hash, 60 for dinner.

And don't forget! Huizhou Hot Spring Hash Weekend with Dongguan and Shekou hashes is JANUARY 13-14...bus is down to its last 10 spots so register ASAP.

What: GZH3 Runs #1469-1470 & PRD Hash #4: The Huizhou Hot Spring Weekend When: January 13-14. Meet on Saturday at 10:00AM SHARP! Return Sunday evening. Where: The Mango Bar - Taojin Exit B (Line 5) Hares: GZH3 & SH3 Bring: 450rmb (mandatory), warm clothes (mandatory), swimsuit (optional for some: see the GM to see if you qualify)

On On! -Hiking Club

From the hashvertisement emailed by the mismanagement on 2018-01-03.