Ladies and "Gentlemen" of the Guangzhou Hash,

What a week. Just as Trump had thought he cleared up the scandal of Russian meddling in his election, more bitches and complaints come flooding in from all sides, just as we started to hope that maybe a friendship could be started. On the other side of the pond -Just because good-ole President for life Putin (PP lets call him) is a nice guy, he decides to off an ex-spy and his daughter in the UK. A scandal which cause them to set down their tea cups and biscuits and actually take a stand against Russia. In an effort to restore goodwill between themselves and the rest of the world, PP called our very own Pussy Riot and asked her to meet up with a Trump employee in a show of cooperation and solidarity, to accomplish a great task of the utmost importance - setting a damn good hash trail. Will Pie Hole have a repeat Platinum hit trail this week? Or will Pussy Riot give into her instincts and sabotage America's hard work? You will have to show up and find out if this will be the best trail ever, or if America will just blame Russia for a really fucked up situation again.

What: GZH3 Run #1479: The Chemical Warfare Hash When: March 17th - 1:00PM SHARP! Where: The Mango Bar - Taojin Exit B (Line 5) Hares: Pie Hole & Pussy Riot Bring: 50rmb for the Hash, 60rmb for dinner.

PS. If you see Pussy Riot laying any flour, please stay at least 10m away and wait for the hazmat team.

On On! -Pie Hole

From the hashvertisement emailed by the mismanagement on 2018-03-15.