GZH3 #1507: The Early Vacation Hash
As you know, the Nash Hash is over and it’s back to business as usual for the Guangzhou Hash. BUT oh dear God, whatever are we to do? Blessed sweet Jesus, how could God (or the Chinese holiday arrangement system, whomever you wish to blame) have made Saturday a WORKING DAY? Ohhhhh, the inhumanity!
In these desperate times - who could possibly make it to hash? Well, besides the eternally-unemployed Hiking Club, who has less responsibilities to attend to than Nora the Explorer, who shows a surprisingly bit of sneakiness in her willingness to skip all Saturday responsibilities. These two exemplary hares will set a trail that, while shorter than expected, will be so enticing - so perfectly enchanting - that all six of the hashers who crawl out of the woodwork to cum to hash on Saturday will have no choice but to anoint this hash the BEST HASH EVER.
Nora the Explorer & Hiking Club
Red Dress Hash 2018!
The red dress hash is cumming up. Mark your calendars as this is the one time of year we hashers drink with a purpose.
Save those orphans while drunkenly bidding on Crackers in full S&M garb. Start thinking about your auction items early; if you’ve been wanting to squeeze one of Lost Sausages overly-squatted butt cheeks all year, mention it to mismanagement and get your dream on the auction block. If you’ve thought about Creamy Buns in heels, well well well, you’re in luck, because he’ll probably wear those for free.
So save up a little bit of cash and put it on your calendar.
What: The Early Vacation Hash Hares: Nora the Explorer & Hiking Club When: 13:00 on Saturday September 29 Where: Mango Bar Taojin Exit B (Line 5) Cost: 0 - 6 yo free, 7 - 12 yo 65 RMB and 13+ 130 RMB cash or WeChat for bus, run, drinks and dinner. Bring: Change of clothes, shoes and bathing suit
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