GZHash #1515: The Dry Hash
Guangzhou is usually wet. Not just the misty, pansy-ass wet you find in Shanghai, but the kinda yeast infection-inducing torrential downpour wet that makes you wonder why you even bother to shower six times a day. The humidity and moisture is the kinda wet like the lining of the GM’s shorts after an August bushwhacking and 11 beers.
BUT recently Guangzhou has been going through a dry spell. It’s been as dry as a harriette after talking to GZHash Mismanagement. Hiking Club seems to be taking a cue from Guangzhou and has been cumming up dry on decent trails for the last several weeks. To compound this, the Beermeister can’t seem to keep the hashers’ whistles wet and has been forced to continually purchase additional lube at the B point. This Saturday, however, Cheese Louise will hopefully provide the right amount of fluid to get Hiking Club out of her dry spell.
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Hiking Club & Cheese Louise What: The Dry Hash Hares: Hiking Club & Cheese Louise When: 13:00 on Saturday November 24 Where: Mango Bar Taojin Exit B (Line 5) Cost: 0 - 6 yo free, 7 - 12 yo 65 RMB and 13+ 130 RMB cash or WeChat for bus, run, drinks and dinner. Bring: Change of clothes, shoes and a virgin.
GZH3 Annual X-mas Party & Awards 2018
The Mismanagement of the GZ Hash put their heads and beers together to present to you in December the GZH3 Annual X-Mas Party & Awards of 2018.
Location: La Medina
Saturday, December 15th Start: 7:30PM End: With the morning sun
Costs for BUFFET Dinner & Drinks till 12:30AM: Early Bird till Nov 30th -> 220 RMB Late Cummers till Dec 15th -> 270 RMB
JOIN THE HASH 3-TIMES AND SIGN UP FOR THE PARTY
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