GZHash #1516: The Oh-Wow-Why-are-the-hares-already-drunk hash
As you may not know, women are usually considered the kinder and gentler of the sexes [sic GM]. But when certain red rivers start flowing, many hariettes can turn into evil, destructive, vindictive monsters. This week was supposed to be the Ladies Night Trail with five beerstops, some dancing in the circle and a bit of drunken butt pinching. BUT, it seems that all five of the hariettes have simultaneously synced their cycles to turn into menstrual monsters...
If you are charging down the trail Saturday and hear an oddly disturbing “rawwwr,” be aware that you are about to enter the territory of one of the ravenous harriettes and may not leave with your dignity or sanity intact. If you find any “sanitary napkins” on trail, best turn your ass around because you’re likely on a false trail of revenge for that comment you made about one of the hares’ outfits in October 2017. If you find yourself surrounded by a pack of hares foaming from the mouth and leg hair sprouting from their shiggy socks, make like Moses and get out of that Red Sea to the Promised Land of safety and beer.
On On Saturday as the hariettes unleash their menstrual madness upon the hash!
—the hariettes
“Not afraid? Gooood. You will be. You will be….” – Yoda What: The Oh-Wow-Why-are-the-hares-already-drunk hash Hares: Nora the Explorer, Hicky Ho, FMT, Just Taylor and Hiking Club When: 13:00 on Saturday December 1st. Where: Mango Bar Taojin Exit B (Line 5) Cost: 0 - 6 yo free, 7 - 12 yo 65 RMB and 13+ 130 RMB cash or WeChat for bus, run, drinks and dinner. Bring: Change of clothes, shoes, fresh sanitary napkins and a virgin.
GZH3 Annual X-mas Party & Awards 2018
The Mismanagement of the GZ Hash put their heads and beers together to present to you in December the GZH3 Annual X-Mas Party & Awards of 2018.
Location: La Medina, one of Guangzhou's finest restaurants.
Saturday, December 15th Start: 7:30PM End: With the morning sun
Costs for BUFFET Dinner & Drinks till 12:30AM: Early Bird till Nov 30th -> 220 RMB Late Cummers till Dec 15th -> 270 RMB
Place is limited, so sign up today and get the early bird discount.
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