Women’s Day is a time of women promoting women. That-Time-of-the-Year where we celebrate those who put up with That-Time-of-the-Month. It would be a feminist’s wet dream if it weren’t for all the useless self-promotion and fake flattery that’s sent around on this day. 
 
To celebrate the inanity of this made-up holiday (where we don’t even get a day off), Hiking Club and Hot Pot Head present the Ass-in-Hand Hash. In a perfect representation of the absurdity of this holiday, please examine this example of women supporting women:
 
“Damn, your ass is looking nice.” Hiking Club said as she followed Hot Pot Head up the fifth incline they’d scouted.
 
“Thanks, I’ve been working on it,” replied HPH as she rubbed her robustly rounded rump.
 
“Do you know, we can do like six more inclines on this hash if you’d like to work on it some more” Hiking Club tentatively suggested.
 
“Omg, yes, this is waaaaay too easy.”
 
And thus, the Ass-in-Hand was born.
 
Cum Saturday to enjoy a proper booty beating on the mountains of Longdong.
 
Onon
Hinking Club & Hot Pot Head

 “Every day is men’s day!” Said that feminist that nobody can stand.