Ladies and “Gentlemen” of the Guangzhou Hash,
As you know, America is another year older and since we don’t know how much longer this failing oligarchy can last, we should celebrate like we’re running out of time.
Therefore, the hares will be setting their wet dream trail; in the words of Hiking Club “I have a dream… that we will have a 6km trail straight to a pool. In fact, I believe that all summer trails should be between 5 and 7 km straight to a pool.”
When Hiking Club made this proclamation, everybody cheered.
This week there will be BBQ, beer, birthday cake, a pool (with waterslides), and, of course, freedom.
P.S. The hares are only bringing a little BBQ to share among hashers. There will be normal dinner after the circle.
ADULTS: Bus + Dinner: 130 RMB | No Bus or No Dinner: 90 RMB
KIDS: Under 3: FREE | 3–9 years: 30 RMB | 10–16 years: 90 RMB
POOL: 20 RMB (Hash will buy a card; tell the laoban you’re with the group of degenerates in the corner and she’ll take one entry from the hash card; don’t pay 30 RMB!)
- Water bottle
- Swimsuits
- A change of clothing
- Your lovely virgins
- Keen eyes for marks
Hashing is dangerous. The organizers of the Guangzhou Hash accept no responsibility for any accidents, injuries, or whatever — whether from their fuck-uppery or your own.