Ladies and “Gentlemen” of the Guangzhou Hash,

Some hashers have been moaning: “Wait, haven’t we trudged through here two weeks ago?" " This bush looks awfully familiar.”

Can’t blame you. Over the last two months, we have practically worn Maofeng Mountain down to bedrock with our boots.

Enough of Maofeng repeat tours! This week we flee to Huangpu’s untamed hills to stir up some proper Hash chaos.

This is a creek‑to‑creek trail.
Start at the creek.
End at the creek.
Creek in, creek out. No fancy tricks.

Leading you through this soggy summer adventure are our 3 fearless Hares:

• 🤮 Mouth Manure
• 👀 I Like To Watch
• 🥾 Hiking Club

Together, they have cooked up a trail featuring:

• 🏃‍♂️ Sweaty summer hill torture
• 🌿 Overgrown Huangpu jungle foliage
• 💦 Quick splash to cool yourself down at the starting stream
• 🍺 Grand final beer stop right at the finish creek
• 💧 Full circle return back to the waters

You take off next to the water.
You huff and puff up the sticky hills.
Then you stumble, exhausted, right back to another creek.

Imagine the dream scenario: kick off your muddy shoes, plop your burning feet into icy creek water, crack open a cold beer and pretend all your hill suffering never happened. Peak summer luxury, Hash‑style.

On On! 🍻💦