Welcome to the GZH3!

ALOHA, you beautiful pack of lost, sweaty adventurers! 🌺🍻

A BIG, HUGE MAHALO to our brave hares.

The trail is out there. Probably. Maybe. Just follow the flour, follow the confusion, and follow that suspicious Spam musubi smell drifting in from nowhere. 🌴😂

🌺 NOW, LET'S SET THE SCENE

USA 🇺🇸, where Trump's long-lost twin, "The Palm Beach Boy Premature Masturgator," arrives at the first check. He said: "I'm gonna build a GREAT wall... right around this check. Yeah, the 'walkers' — the Mexican ones — are gonna pay for it! Beautiful wall. Tremendous."

Then along comes Tequila Madre carrying flour in one hand and a refreshing drink in the other.

🍹 WARNING: Follow Tequila Madre's flour carefully. After a couple of shots — EVERY MARK LOOKS LIKE AN ARROW. ➡️⬅️⬆️⬇️😂

"Oh yeah? Well, I'm going to build the LONGEST, most MYSTERIOUS trail EVER… so we can keep exploring forever, under the stars, in the middle of NOWHERE!" 😂🌴🍺

Legendary Boxy Pussy looks at him and shouts: "I DON'T FOLLOW FLOUR! FLOUR FOLLOWS ME!"

A doll in the deep jungle with 🍺 — Knee So Horny singing the Karaoke Hash song:

• 🎵 Monday — BEER! 🍺🏃‍♀️
• 🎵 Tuesday — Tequila La-la-la-la! 🍹🏃‍♀️
• 🎵 Wednesday — running with 👄 mouth
• 🎵 Thursday — post stickers to RECOVERY!
• 🎵 Friday — nobody remembers Friday. 🤷‍♀️
• 🎵 Saturday — HAAAAASH DAY! 🏃‍♀️

"WE'RE A SOCIAL CLUB WITH A RUNNING PROBLEM! Walkers, FOLLOW ME!" 🍻😂

And off they go…

🌴🌺 HOORAY! THEY FOUND EACH OTHER! 🌺🌴

On a beautiful island trail, our wandering Hashers found love ❤️

❤️ THE HASH FRIENDSHIP STORY BEGINS…

Now grab a drink, you glorious idiot!

🌴🌺🍻 GZH3 Best Ever!! BEER ON! HASH ON!

ON ON! Best Hash FOREVER! 🍻🌺🌴